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this really is too fuckingbmuch

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yes man is,,, nagito komaeda
I know this meme is old now but I have no self control!
THERE IT IS AGAIN! Ā THERE IT FUCKING IS! Ā iāVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! Ā THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! Ā BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING. Ā THIS SHIT IS REAL. Ā THIS IS REAL SHIT. Ā SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

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pls dont be weird to streamers :(
Guys Iām always happy to see pics of your animals no matter if they have fur, no fur, scales..!!! Share them!! I love them all!!
I will just ask you to not post zoom on their eyeballs because I have a huge phobia of eyes thatās all!
Eyeless kitty, @annoyedlord
The cat shall not seeā
Another eyeless kitty :D
Lemme add two eyeless kitties!!
Hereās some pictures I found on my phone of mine
WHAT A BABY!!!!
Are... rats acceptable?
THEY ARE and I must tag @borderline-rat because RATS !!!
If their eyes are closed is it ok? I have a lot of lovely pictures of my dog sleeping, but most have some focus on his face
Indeed! Eyeballs are my ennemies but everything else is okay! :D closed eyes are 10/10
I made a meme of my dog
āPlease hooman imma good boy I require food yes yes plsā
perhaps,,another?
Chirp
William stood there at the front doors of the school, nervously shaking hands finding their way to the door. He opens the door as fast as possible, but not before fixing his suit and tie. He went in and looked around for a certain someone for a good 10 minutes. But, when that certain someone couldnāt be found, his face dropped into a frown. He went to leave, but before he could even put his hand on the door handle, someone yelled a faint āHey!ā. He turned around and his face turned bright red, eyes wide and staring in awe at the sight in front of him. His best friend *and also prom date*, Heather was standing in front of him in a beautiful red dress with a bow in her short but long brown locks. He walked up to her, face practically glowing. William looked at her and stuck his hand out and asked; āShall we dance?ā Heather giggled and took his hand gracefully and they walked to the center of the room where other teens were there. A sweet slow love song started playing, they swayed back and forth, dancing the night away. From best friends, to lovers.
this was based off of a minecraft music disc of the same name, enjoy!
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ring ring ring ring ring ring
banana phone

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IM JUST IMAGINING SOUDA JUST FUCKING VIBRATING REALLY AGGRESSIVELY SHKFKF
I CANT BRETAHE SKEMOENNE HELP
Sometimes I say self loathing things to my therapist and he looks at me dead in the eyes before saying āYou fucking moron.ā and tbh same
Me: I think I donāt exist.
Therapist: Listen, you do exist, and if you didnāt, someone would have to create you because the world would be a much sadder place.
Me: Jerome, how dare you saying something so sweet when Iām dissociating.
Me: Honestly, (thing that is totally fucked up for any āsaneā person) is normal, right?
Therapist: No.
Me: Wow.
Therapist: Youāre just a fucked up bitch.
Me: I do agree with the fucked up bitch part.
Therapist: Thatās a start!
Me: I guess heās still my friend?
Therapist: Considering what you told me and how much you wanna beat him to death, heās not. You pretty much hate him despite knowing him for years.
Me:
Me: Why did I need to come here to realize that.
Therapist: Because thatās my job to help you to understand some stuff. Also because youāre way too kind and you would let someone punch you in the guts and still consider them as your friend while they stab you.
Me: I donāt need that kind of call out, Jerome.
Me: Hey, I brought you coffee. And croissants too, but I ate them. *puts Starbucks coffee in front of him*
Therapist: Oh thatās nice!!... Oh my name is on it!!
Me: Yeah!!
Therapist: Itās wholesome but... *very confused and silently*... How do I drink it?
Me, not being able to come to my appointment and having to call him: Iām sorry, itās all my fault, Iām so so so sorr-
Therapist: I dare you to say sorry one more time. I dare you.
Therapist: Hey I wanna show you this super funny image I found the other day.
Me: What-
Therapist: *turns his screen and show me THIS*Ā
Me:Ā
Me: Jerome.
Therapist: You went to the gaypride?
Me: Yeah, I went.
Therapist: Was it something you enjoyed?
Me: Mh. Yeah. Sorta.
Therapist: Did you see some bears?
Me:
Me: Jerome wh-
Therapist: Thatās the only term I know outside of the LGTB one, I wanted to use it.Ā
Therapist: Are you sure youāre not becoming roommate with (name) because of pity? Kinda sacrificing yourself?
Me: No, I want it!!
Therapist: Finally, youāre not forcing yourself for the others! And youāre doing something you want! Iām proud of you!
Me: Youāre more of a dad than my own father.
Therapist: Thatās not very hard.
Me: I always wondered, are you queer?
Therapist: I am not.
Me: Ooh.
Therapist: Or am I?
Me: Ooh!
As an update, Jerome gave my appointment to someoneās else today so we were both in the waiting room, confused and he walked in, patted my head and said sorry but honestly it was hilarious.
The secretary came to tell me that Jerome actually forgot to write me down on the appointment list.
This is a 100% normal situation with Jerome as my Therapist.
As an addition, more than half of my friends want Jerome to adopt me and refer to him as āTherapist dadā.
Heās aware of it and think itās hilarious.
Me, after complaining for the 25 times about my birth father: Idk if you noticed, but Iām full of anger against him.
Therapist: Oh, really, I never noticed.Ā You know, you should turn that anger intoĀ indifference. It would help you.
Me: Unholy gods, I wish it was me.
Therapist: You know, people will still love you even if you donāt offer them things all the time. You donāt have to do that.
Me: What??
Therapist: Why donāt you send a mail to your psychiatrist when you have a bad mood swing?
Me: Like what? āHey JoĆ«l wassup, Iāve been very suicidal lately last night I wanted to die. Hope you have rad vacations and the weed is good save some good kush for me, kissy kissy.ā ?
Therapist: Exactly.
Me: Youāre as bad as me with human interactions Jerome, yāknow.
Me, heavily dissociating: I donāt exist-
Therapist: Can I touch you to prove you that you do?
Me: Dinner first.
Therapist:
Therapist: Damien, you moron.
Therapist: You need vacations.
Me: Iām broke.
Therapist: Oh yeah.
Therapist: You still need vacations tho.
Me: Jerome, I am still broke.
Me, by text: Hey, you just walk by me!
Therapist, by text: Oh sorry. I didnāt see you.
Therapist, by text: Wait. Were you at the tattoo shop?
Me, by text, totally at the tattoo shop: You have no proof.
For a bit of context here: Around two months ago I went to a friendās who happened the live on the same street as Jerome, which I didnāt know. He was really surprised to see me and came to check on me, asking me why I was here with a bit of concern on his voice. And this take place earlier this month:
Therapist: So your friend lives in the same street than I?
Me: Yes. Townās short I guess.
Therapist: Were you really going to your friend...?
Me: Yes?? Why else would I be here?
Therapist: A lot of drug deals happen in this street and I see often teenagers and young adults coming and buy stuffs. I was a bit worried for you.
Me, at 2pm: Iām sorry Iām going to be late!
Therapist: Your appointment was this morning at 11:30am, Damien.
Me:
Me: What.
Jerome is still not aware of his fame and idk how to announce him.
Therapist; Whatās up with you and wanting domestic rats.
Me: Iām gonna get a rat and call him Jerome just to piss you off.
Therapist:
Therapist: How dare you.
Therapist: Weed doesnāt do much on me and I must admit Iām kinda disappointed.
Me:
Therapist: Do you smoke?
Me: Jerome.
On hard days I wonder how Jerome is doing
Heās doing fine, last time he shown me his fav pic of a red panda which is this one
I FOUND IT I FOUND IT I FUCKING FOUND IT AAAAAAAH YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MADE ME FEEL
Itās really amazing how happy people get when they find this post omg
Always reblog Jerome.
Is he now aware of his fame?
After months, he is, and he just told me āHaha, this is funny. Iām happy itās helping people!ā
I think he doesnāt realize that heās known *worldwide*
I LOVE THIS POST!!!!!