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āaww! my comfort character is so soft!ā
the comfort character in question:
i just love him so muchš heās so sweet and precious looking you couldnāt even tell heās killed dozens of people I just wanna
I wanna give him a kith on the forehead then later
Fuck Iām at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and Iām probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterdayās night ājust for fun and because I donāt want any bagel to be mad with meā, and todayās afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasnāt let me down yet!
Sure why not
Agreed
Y'know, why not?
Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work Iād quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)
Come on fire bagel, do your thing!
GIVE ME SHIT OH MIGHTY BAGEL
bagel again
bagel
* shakes like dice * cāmon bagel mama donāt wanna go to thanksgiving
ohoho why not, letās see what it comes
*Prays that I get to talk with HIM again*
(By him I mean my long distance boyfriend š )
Edit: Weāre talking again!! We donāt really talk a lot cause of our (strict as all hell)parents and hiding the relationship from them, so I was really happy I got to talk with him againš
Burn !!!!!!
Burn!!
No shots this actually works
bagel
Incorrect obey me quotes #3
Lucifer: has anyone seen mc?? I havenāt seen them for 2hours
Mc: *opens random closet door and pokes their head out* you rang?
Satan: why are you in a closet?
Mc: sometimes when I get annoyed I go into random places where I canāt be found
Mammon: YOU WERE IN A CLOSET FOR 2 HOURS?!?!
Holy guacamole I didnt think that one of my posts wouldāve ever gotten over 500 notes yet this one somehow got over 2000 š¾((o(^ā^)o))

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Incorrect obey me quotes #4
Lucifer: *hears blood curdling screams from the living room at 3am* what the diavolo is going on out here?!
*Mammon, levi and mc playing Mario kart*
Levi: MAMMON THREW A GREEN SHELL AT ME!!!
Mammon: ONLY BECAUSE MC TURNED INTO A BULLET BILL AND BROUGHT ME TO LAST PLACE!!!
Mc: ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO WIN
Hell is bigmouth strikes again by the smiths stuck in your head for 36 hours
Incorrect obey me quotes #3
Lucifer: has anyone seen mc?? I havenāt seen them for 2hours
Mc: *opens random closet door and pokes their head out* you rang?
Satan: why are you in a closet?
Mc: sometimes when I get annoyed I go into random places where I canāt be found
Mammon: YOU WERE IN A CLOSET FOR 2 HOURS?!?!
Brothers + dia with a Male!MC who wears joke boxers (like ones with characters and stuff on it) + which of your boxers theyād like the most/steal
Male mc, some suggestive stuff, mostly fluff/crack
Author note: I was gonna do everyone (-Luke ofc) but I reached the 10 image limit so I might do a pt2 also I kinda got lazy when searching for some of them
Dealing with auditory processing disorder
LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"
NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"
CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"

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Incorrect quotes/ moments in the HoL
Male!mc: *walks into the living room with a button up unbuttoned playing careless whisper on phone*
Lucifer: what are you doing?
Male!mc: trying to seduce you, is it working?
Lucifer: no
Diavolo: itās working on me
Male!mc: that actually works out great for me
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Lucifer, mammon and Satan when g/n mc fakes being sick to stay home
After a long week you really just wanted to stay home and do whatever you wanted to do, there was a new show you wanted to watch and 2 new video games you wanted to play but you werenāt allowed to miss another day for no real reason so you had to fake being sick, you did all the tricks like a hot rag on your head to make your skin warm and stick, putting a thermometer under a light to fake a high temperature, etc
Lucifer
First to notice your absence at breakfast so he sent mammon to go get you but when he heard you were sick after having no signs all week he decided to see himself
āHello mc, how do you feel?ā He said with half sympathy, 99.9% you were faking it. āItās really hot in here and I feel all dizzy and my throat hurts so you knowā
Heād put his ungloved hand on your forehead
āHm? This is quite concerning, your extremely warm and this thermometer you took says 102⦠youāll have to go to the hospital immediatelyā
Has no real intention on bringing you to the hospital heās always 4 steps ahead he knows your faking heās just trying to make you admit it
If you admit it then there wonāt be much of a punishment
Buttt if you continue faking being sick heād make you wish you were actually sick
āWell since your sick you need to sleep so no phone, tv or any devices at all, plus you need to stay in bed all day. Iāll come check up on you every 30mins to make sure youāre in bed and take your temperatureā
Honestly youāve lucked out as soon as luci walks thru the door
Mammon
When he went to get you and saw you laying down looking sick he instantly started freaking out
Youād have to tell him how youāre just trynna get out of school to get him to calm down
But honestly that was a mistake because he doesnāt do a good job making it seem like youāre sick
Heād go down stairs and say āwell mc is sick so they canāt go to school or anythingā
Youād end up having to go sick but if you didnāt then heād stay home
Satan
Stopped Lucifer from going to check on mc first
Would figure out youāre not sick almost immediately
Would make you go to school
Unlesss you pulled the āyour acting like Luciferā card
Then heād give you a angry look
āIām nothing like Lucifer and you know it, but if you must go and lie to such extreme measures for me to allow you to stay home then I guess Iāll cover for youā
You get to stay home⦠as long as Lucifer doesnāt try to check on you
Youāre gonna get a earful later from him for comparing him to Lucifer
Double the fun
male mc in demon form with a tail x levi
Nsfw, overstimulation, mutual masturbation, tail fucking, male mc, not proofread
Non nwlnw of fem aligned read or interact!!
Obey me brothers + royals with a mc whoās had hallucinations of monsters/weird creatures their whole life and attracted to āscary thingsā
This is 100% self indulgent, so for some background when I was 5yrs old I watched ghostbusters and woke up at night seeing ghost floating around and ever since then Iāve been attracted to scary things and still will have hallucinations of creatures/monsters that are super realistic so hereās obey me with a mc like that

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Oral hc with Lucifer,Satan, beel, Simeon and Barbatos
Male reader, nsfw, male body, biting (Lucifer, Satan, barbatos), overstimulation (Lucifer, beel, Simeon), slight degradation (Lucifer?, Satan, barbatos), being tied up and blindfolded (barbatos)
NON NWLW AND FEM ALIGNED DO NOT READ OR INTERACT
Imagine luke giving mc a gift on mothers AND Fatherās Day, heād probably give Simeon one too. It doesnāt matter your gender heāll see you as his mom and dad at the same time so heād give you a gift on both days