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âaww! my comfort character is so soft!â
the comfort character in question:
i just love him so muchđ heâs so sweet and precious looking you couldnât even tell heâs killed dozens of people I just wanna
I wanna give him a kith on the forehead then later
Fuck Iâm at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and Iâm probably going to win a medal.
BURN BAGEL BURN
OH WHY NOT?
I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.
Bagel what are your powers
FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterdayâs night âjust for fun and because I donât want any bagel to be mad with meâ, and todayâs afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.
THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD
I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD
The bagel hasnât let me down yet!
Sure why not
Agreed
Y'know, why not?
Oh God I hope this is not a hoax. EDIT: Fucking weird!! An hour after I did this I got a response back on some work Iâd quoted on but never thought would happen. And the guy apologised for not replying sooner!! Fuck the bagel worked :-)
Come on fire bagel, do your thing!
GIVE ME SHIT OH MIGHTY BAGEL
bagel again
bagel
* shakes like dice * câmon bagel mama donât wanna go to thanksgiving
ohoho why not, letâs see what it comes
*Prays that I get to talk with HIM again*
(By him I mean my long distance boyfriend đ )
Edit: Weâre talking again!! We donât really talk a lot cause of our (strict as all hell)parents and hiding the relationship from them, so I was really happy I got to talk with him againđ
Burn !!!!!!
Burn!!
No shots this actually works
bagel
Incorrect obey me quotes #3
Lucifer: has anyone seen mc?? I havenât seen them for 2hours
Mc: *opens random closet door and pokes their head out* you rang?
Satan: why are you in a closet?
Mc: sometimes when I get annoyed I go into random places where I canât be found
Mammon: YOU WERE IN A CLOSET FOR 2 HOURS?!?!
Holy guacamole I didnt think that one of my posts wouldâve ever gotten over 500 notes yet this one somehow got over 2000 đŸ((o(^â^)o))

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Incorrect obey me quotes #4
Lucifer: *hears blood curdling screams from the living room at 3am* what the diavolo is going on out here?!
*Mammon, levi and mc playing Mario kart*
Levi: MAMMON THREW A GREEN SHELL AT ME!!!
Mammon: ONLY BECAUSE MC TURNED INTO A BULLET BILL AND BROUGHT ME TO LAST PLACE!!!
Mc: ONLY BECAUSE I WANT TO WIN
Hell is bigmouth strikes again by the smiths stuck in your head for 36 hours
Incorrect obey me quotes #3
Lucifer: has anyone seen mc?? I havenât seen them for 2hours
Mc: *opens random closet door and pokes their head out* you rang?
Satan: why are you in a closet?
Mc: sometimes when I get annoyed I go into random places where I canât be found
Mammon: YOU WERE IN A CLOSET FOR 2 HOURS?!?!
Brothers + dia with a Male!MC who wears joke boxers (like ones with characters and stuff on it) + which of your boxers theyâd like the most/steal
Male mc, some suggestive stuff, mostly fluff/crack
Author note: I was gonna do everyone (-Luke ofc) but I reached the 10 image limit so I might do a pt2 also I kinda got lazy when searching for some of them
Dealing with auditory processing disorder
LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"
NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"
CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"

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Incorrect quotes/ moments in the HoL
Male!mc: *walks into the living room with a button up unbuttoned playing careless whisper on phone*
Lucifer: what are you doing?
Male!mc: trying to seduce you, is it working?
Lucifer: no
Diavolo: itâs working on me
Male!mc: that actually works out great for me
please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.
Lucifer, mammon and Satan when g/n mc fakes being sick to stay home
After a long week you really just wanted to stay home and do whatever you wanted to do, there was a new show you wanted to watch and 2 new video games you wanted to play but you werenât allowed to miss another day for no real reason so you had to fake being sick, you did all the tricks like a hot rag on your head to make your skin warm and stick, putting a thermometer under a light to fake a high temperature, etc
Lucifer
First to notice your absence at breakfast so he sent mammon to go get you but when he heard you were sick after having no signs all week he decided to see himself
âHello mc, how do you feel?â He said with half sympathy, 99.9% you were faking it. âItâs really hot in here and I feel all dizzy and my throat hurts so you knowâ
Heâd put his ungloved hand on your forehead
âHm? This is quite concerning, your extremely warm and this thermometer you took says 102⊠youâll have to go to the hospital immediatelyâ
Has no real intention on bringing you to the hospital heâs always 4 steps ahead he knows your faking heâs just trying to make you admit it
If you admit it then there wonât be much of a punishment
Buttt if you continue faking being sick heâd make you wish you were actually sick
âWell since your sick you need to sleep so no phone, tv or any devices at all, plus you need to stay in bed all day. Iâll come check up on you every 30mins to make sure youâre in bed and take your temperatureâ
Honestly youâve lucked out as soon as luci walks thru the door
Mammon
When he went to get you and saw you laying down looking sick he instantly started freaking out
Youâd have to tell him how youâre just trynna get out of school to get him to calm down
But honestly that was a mistake because he doesnât do a good job making it seem like youâre sick
Heâd go down stairs and say âwell mc is sick so they canât go to school or anythingâ
Youâd end up having to go sick but if you didnât then heâd stay home
Satan
Stopped Lucifer from going to check on mc first
Would figure out youâre not sick almost immediately
Would make you go to school
Unlesss you pulled the âyour acting like Luciferâ card
Then heâd give you a angry look
âIâm nothing like Lucifer and you know it, but if you must go and lie to such extreme measures for me to allow you to stay home then I guess Iâll cover for youâ
You get to stay home⊠as long as Lucifer doesnât try to check on you
Youâre gonna get a earful later from him for comparing him to Lucifer
Double the fun
male mc in demon form with a tail x levi
Nsfw, overstimulation, mutual masturbation, tail fucking, male mc, not proofread
Non nwlnw of fem aligned read or interact!!
Obey me brothers + royals with a mc whoâs had hallucinations of monsters/weird creatures their whole life and attracted to âscary thingsâ
This is 100% self indulgent, so for some background when I was 5yrs old I watched ghostbusters and woke up at night seeing ghost floating around and ever since then Iâve been attracted to scary things and still will have hallucinations of creatures/monsters that are super realistic so hereâs obey me with a mc like that

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Oral hc with Lucifer,Satan, beel, Simeon and Barbatos
Male reader, nsfw, male body, biting (Lucifer, Satan, barbatos), overstimulation (Lucifer, beel, Simeon), slight degradation (Lucifer?, Satan, barbatos), being tied up and blindfolded (barbatos)
NON NWLW AND FEM ALIGNED DO NOT READ OR INTERACT
Imagine luke giving mc a gift on mothers AND Fatherâs Day, heâd probably give Simeon one too. It doesnât matter your gender heâll see you as his mom and dad at the same time so heâd give you a gift on both days