lsf's gay cousin

look me in the eyes. you are aware some asexual people have sex, right. you are aware some asexuals aren’t sex repulsed. you do not need to baby asexuals and act like the slightest mention of anything sexual will cause them to die of a heart attack 

Magic fact: sorcerers say it’s from bloodline only, but technically it’s just about an aspect of magic getting IMBUED upon the sorcerer. Like you can be a wild magic sorcerer after you fall in a pool of chaos magic runoff. Plus there’s other ways a dragon can imbue on someone if you’re not a coward

should be noted that if a dragon imbues you with magic through. the slutty path. that is a warlock pact, not an imbuement of natural sorcery

pay attention to the last sentence lads

oh my god im going fucking crazy *continues to live exactly the same*

Oh it ticks me off so much when people are like “john was a good guy before mary died” no he wasn’t. he literally volunteered to go kill people in vietnam

wikihow how do I make my dogs stop soyfacing whenever I bring home groceries

tumblr should add a crafting system

Ough you build me !

youre laughing. jk rowling published a book about a youtuber getting “canceled” for transphobia and racism then murdered. like half the book is just mean tweets the sjws send the protagonist. she named the made-up-made-up character the made-up sjws are calling an antisemitic caricature the yiddish word for shit. and youre laughing. it’s the same length as tolstoy’s war and peace.

I think it’s important to include the detail that she denies any of this being based on personal experience, which is insane, because it’s clearly about her spending all her time on twitter???

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull