gay shit

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

rich people seeing mount everest

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

I had a dream last night that I was at a coffee shop and there was a drink called ‘fistbumping lesbians’ and it was a seven shot caramel latte

I start work super early tomorrow so guess who’s gonna make herself a fistbumping lesbians at the start of her shift

4 hours later: I’m fricken ZAZZED you guys

This is… not usually what is meant by “follow your dreams”…

Do you guys wanna see the smallest dog ever

there are too many acronyms now everyone needs to shut up. mcyt. my chemical youtube romance. what are you saying

anyone else remember being 13 on tumblr and every morning youd scroll down until you got to posts from the night before like it was the morning paper 

it's all fun and games until you take a little too long to swallow your medication and you start tasting it

it fuckn WIMDY