having a job is like They're trying to close you off from the cosmos

definitwly one of the most important decisions in my life was learning strawberry magic

Press X to check my white ass for ticks.

inserting a sloppy disk into the computer

I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7

it's so funny when it affects you long-term

Who told you to love your country. Knock that off

Has anyone else noticed that the outgroup is weird as fuck while the ingroup is normal and chill

Last time i was in baltimore i stepped on a pregnant rat

addicted to lying

Its name was your name actualy

testing out my new set of lockpicks in the petco spider aisle