Hunter

women love me because i am cute and only freak out badly sometimes

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

I NEED TO LOCK IN. I NEED TO BE NORMAL. I NEED TO BE RICH.

i love ALL the little phoenixes in the montage!!! op you’re incredible. fuck around and find out once again proven to be one of the best methods

@sneeblbop you

@swonkohwenoeht

And to all the haters out there: my funny shape, also

i love ricky!

Just had the absolute worst ever shift at work I think I deserve 1 billion dollars in compensation

I need you all to know that he was stanced exactly like in the first pic for like a solid 10 seconds waiting for me as I walked up the driveway and did not start walking towards me to collect his pets until I crouched down

the devil died 2 years ago when a brick fell on his head

Wouldnt happen to me Ive got my aura. Devil 0 Me 1milluon

the brick died 2 years ago when a Ricky fell on his head