cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

one true religion is whatever the fuck 12 year old girls believe when they decide theyre witches

You realize you need to be hot to be a himbo right? You can’t just be stupid.

morally grey/evil scientist characters are always like biochemical engineers or nuclear physicists or whatever but the people want VARIETY give me a story about a fucked up geologist for once

What's a geologist going to do, evaluate my mineral composition?

throw rocks at u

#*banging on table* A DEER BUT ITS BIG

twitter clout gives you a god complex. instagram clout turns you evil. tumblr clout does nothing and gets you 20 accusatory anons a day

some fools be like “i play games to escape my responsibilities” then pick tank or healer

in my greatest fantasies i am able to help people