welcome to the hell dome

you are just mad at me because i tore your leg off with my teeth for fun

black mambas probably have my least favorite faces because an animal that venomous should not be making a face like it’s thinking of a joke that it’s the only one in on

THAT IS THE HAPPIEST SNAKE I HAVE EVER SEEN

#it’s happy because it knows it’s safe from everything

that fucking tag though

Raccoons should have guns I think

they will

imagine only wearing this and an open plaid button up

you never have to apologize for this

rich folk get the fancy raven doctor the poor folk get the mosquito man who might actually be a demon in hiding

Me @ myself: get over it lol

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

Worth the Wait