Sei Ehrlich, Sie Wollen Es

lmao NONE of those words are in the necronomicon 🤣

I must not watch election coverage. Election coverage is the mind-killer. Election coverage is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will cast my vote. I will permit the result to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the election coverage has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

You can replace [ACTIVITY YOU ENJOY] with [SCROLLING] but watch out. This sucks bad 👍

the concept of a submissive top who worships his bottom like a god and a blessing is very intriguing to me

Remember when you had energy to do things? Those were some wild times

Everyone has goth sex hormones it came free with your fucking existence.

and i don’t even like staying up this late i just do it

„Your kinks could be caused by trauma“ okay what now. You wanna kill me? Then do it quickly

I've just watched La sustancia and GIRL... I've been anxious about aging recently and I think that's cured me for like the next decade at least, that was great

20 minutes into the gym with my bf and I realise his cum stain is on my tshirt

Unironically the biggest death knell I heard for twitter was the fact that, as far as anyone is aware, there are no longer any furries working at twitter.