Do you at gay

make your own foot scrub

please stop making me read this

love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

Stop licking the boot of US Imperialism, Richard Nixon isn't going to fuck you

any day now

...wait, what??

✂️

Too late, someone already got to it.

😨

Wait... did that Richard Nixon blog just imply that he had his dick cut off??? @nixon-official

Why is there TMA Nixon in my notes?

shen yuan the type of guy who knows for a fact there are supernatural creatures and beings out there, has in fact seen them with his own eyeballs, but somehow it doesn’t clock that every single attractive man who’s taken a shine to him for the past few years is some flavour of non-human

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

theo van gogh was the one who suggested that his older brother vincent start seriously painting. as soon as theo was gainfully employed he gave vincent around 15% of his own yearly salary for art supplies, lodging, and food. about 2/3rds of vincent's surviving letters were to theo (including vincent's earliest and last letters), all of which were found stored in theo's desk. theo's child, vincent willem, was born on january 31st, 1890, and vincent was so delighted by his nephew that he painted almond blossoms for him. vincent shot himself half a year later on july 29th, 1890. theo's distress at his brother's death worsened his syphilis symptoms and he died half a year after his brother on january 25th, 1891 (four days before vincent willem's first birthday). theo was reburied next to vincent in auvers-sur-oise at the request of theo's wife johanna.