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@gay-guy-offical
The gayest intro
Hello, everyone! I am Gay Guyπ Welcome to my lovely blog featuring Gayness
Name: Gay Guy
Age: the Gayest age
Job: being Gayπ π
Pronouns: He/him (the gayest pronouns)
Things I like: Men, band shirts, men, beautiful things, stickers, MEN, my fellow LGBTQs <3 All of them, and MEN
Things I donβt like: Homophobia >:(
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oh whoops I dropped my image of Tim Henson guitarist of Polyphia sorry about that
but wHILE IM HERE
LOOKIT HIM HES FKIN PWETTY
Tim Henson from Polyphia is GAY APPROVEDπ³οΈβπβ
God damn
hi can I get a slice of your special gay nuggets and rainbow gay sprite?
thanks.
we... don't sell that here
Why not?
not on the menu
Oh myggodd I canβt believe this,,,,
I have a collection of ducks and these two very gay they in love
Patrula and pava (these names are like jokes with words in spanish they dont make much sense kn english π)
We love Patrula and Pava in this household!!! Look how cute and gay they are!
OFFICAL ANNOUNCEMENT
now that i have a father, i am now looking for a mother.
please.
i need a mom.
basically, this is a free application to be my mom who can be married to my dad @i-like-men-offical if you want to.
i am yearning for a mom/second dad because my dad likes men so idk how that would work with a mom.
now, shall i tag people? yes i shall.
@homosexuality-offical - would make sense for you to couple with my dad since you both embody gayness
@gay-police-official - i would love having a gay police as a mom/second dad
@gay-guy-offical - again, would make sense
@gay-news-official - makes sense and i love gay news
@mlm-god-offical - yet again, makes sense and also i love yaoi, yaoi is amazing
+ open tags for anyone else who is interested in the position
Being a mother in a manly way is very gay so I acceptβ¨β¨β¨
YAY!! I HAVE A MOTHER NOW!!!!
YYEEAAHH
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
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OFFICAL ANNOUNCEMENT
now that i have a father, i am now looking for a mother.
please.
i need a mom.
basically, this is a free application to be my mom who can be married to my dad @i-like-men-offical if you want to.
i am yearning for a mom/second dad because my dad likes men so idk how that would work with a mom.
now, shall i tag people? yes i shall.
@homosexuality-offical - would make sense for you to couple with my dad since you both embody gayness
@gay-police-official - i would love having a gay police as a mom/second dad
@gay-guy-offical - again, would make sense
@gay-news-official - makes sense and i love gay news
@mlm-god-offical - yet again, makes sense and also i love yaoi, yaoi is amazing
+ open tags for anyone else who is interested in the position
Being a mother in a manly way is very gay so I acceptβ¨β¨β¨
Psssst
Ur a gay >:3
@homosexuality-offical is this true
Hmmmmmmmmmmmβ¦
Yeah, probably
very important question:
are y'all gay
we arenβt gay
there are rumors
lies. lies.
you sure abt that?
yes we ARE sure about this
babes i used to think i was lesbeian now ive got a bf and ive been trans for ever a year how sure are you?
we are straight as a ruler.
excuse me but what the HECK did you do to that ruler
i dont know what you mean its perfectly straight
β¦sure buddy
oh so the ruler isn't straight now? intresting
YOU turned it⦠gay
YOURE NEXT
NUH UH
THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELLS THE QUEERNESS
ive got gay gods @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical
excuse me.
i know theyre very scary
(cool as fuck gods)
then where are your gods now?
...probably asleep or busy doing gay god things... @homophobia-official help
see, they donβt respond as they donβt exist
fuck. @gay-guy-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical someone???
Huh, wha? I was taking a Homosexual Stroll and have been Hit in The Head?? Hello???
chikifila is pretending to be straight again
Oh ho HOOOO
@chickfila-official ITβS BEAM TIME
what.
AAAAAΓ
My job here is done :]
*Gayly skuttles away*
very important question:
are y'all gay
we arenβt gay
there are rumors
lies. lies.
you sure abt that?
yes we ARE sure about this
babes i used to think i was lesbeian now ive got a bf and ive been trans for ever a year how sure are you?
we are straight as a ruler.
excuse me but what the HECK did you do to that ruler
i dont know what you mean its perfectly straight
β¦sure buddy
oh so the ruler isn't straight now? intresting
YOU turned it⦠gay
YOURE NEXT
NUH UH
THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELLS THE QUEERNESS
ive got gay gods @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical
excuse me.
i know theyre very scary
(cool as fuck gods)
then where are your gods now?
...probably asleep or busy doing gay god things... @homophobia-official help
see, they donβt respond as they donβt exist
fuck. @gay-guy-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical someone???
Huh, wha? I was taking a Homosexual Stroll and have been Hit in The Head?? Hello???
chikifila is pretending to be straight again
Oh ho HOOOO
@chickfila-official ITβS BEAM TIME
very important question:
are y'all gay
we arenβt gay
there are rumors
lies. lies.
you sure abt that?
yes we ARE sure about this
babes i used to think i was lesbeian now ive got a bf and ive been trans for ever a year how sure are you?
we are straight as a ruler.
excuse me but what the HECK did you do to that ruler
i dont know what you mean its perfectly straight
β¦sure buddy
oh so the ruler isn't straight now? intresting
YOU turned it⦠gay
YOURE NEXT
NUH UH
THE POWER OF CHRIST REPELLS THE QUEERNESS
ive got gay gods @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical
excuse me.
i know theyre very scary
(cool as fuck gods)
then where are your gods now?
...probably asleep or busy doing gay god things... @homophobia-official help
see, they donβt respond as they donβt exist
fuck. @gay-guy-offical @gay-melanistic-fox-offical someone???
Huh, wha? I was taking a Homosexual Stroll and have been Hit in The Head?? Hello???
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
im guessing the reason you arent admitting you're gay is because you dont wanna infringe on @gay-guy-offical
I CAME BEFORE HIM ACTUALLY OK??
MY THUS TUMBLR.COM ACCOUNT WAS BORN IN LIKE SEPTEMBER!!! THEY COPYIMG ME!!!!!! MEEE!!!
OK?!?!? DONT GET IT TWISTED!!
Bro, dude, chill, do you want a chocolate about this? :)
Another note game but more serious
15 notes - I'll brush my teeth every day for at least a week
30 - somewhat deep clean my room
100 - go through my clothes and books
150 - make a vent account so y'all don't have to put up with my bullshitting
200 - limit myself to only one caffeinated drink a day for a week
400 - Invite my friend to my house and come out to her (Aroace and trans)
1000 - Come out to my mom as aroace (Not trans tho, she would disown me)
all my pretty ones
@skyrigel @gia-olir @prongsandpads @aamtreeanalogy @the-sillies-are-sillying @sesneksheep @kaydenbreachedcontainment @named-after-a-planet @frecklesselff @s3rutan @5tars-in-my-eyes @timdrakescaffeinesupplier @r0sekiller08 @alexloveharrypotter @dontyoudarejudg3 @the-sink-is-shipping @m00nage @idkjustlemmedrownlikerab @baskabytheanglerfish @averageavatarofthelonely @xst4rg1r1x @51x-53v3n @c4nd1e @im-on-crack-send-help @elevencherries @sspadfoot @equippedtolove @beabeebeee @ririwithrice @whatonearthisgoingon @abs0l3m @toweird2benormal-deactivated5787 @kayathebay @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @fortyraccoonsinatrenchcoat @a-chance-of-raine @werewolfadmirer @2rexxer2 @m0ssy-heart @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @deboboss777 @their-inkedskin @siriuslyepicrunner @purple-dinosaur27 @eyes-without-a-faceeeeeeeeeeeeee (give or take a few e's) @ghostonagravestone @stileswife24 @shaethecrow @lightsabersandbluecookies @ang3l-ocean @aceexists (pls pls pls lmk if you dont wanna be tagges)
all my pretty chickens
@rin-yaps @snakepetal @pandorarosiermybeloved @mathematicalfifthdimension @thepicklekingog @ririwithrice @commander-starscream-the-great @trashmammal06 @aostchekhovreturns @aspenindatree @imkindasleepdeprived (pls pls pls lmk if you dont wanna be tagged)
chicken and rice to be precise
GUYS DO UR THING
@a-dam-tris-prior-fan @stupid-offical @do--not--you-dare
Rainbow lovelies LETS DO THIS
@gay-guy-offical @queer-offical @tgirl-offical @gender-offical @genderfluid-offical @gender-offical-com @pretty-boy-official
Oh yeah! Good self care is so queer! Youβve got this!
write your url by only using emojis
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WTF DO I PUT FOR DARE
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i donβt have a fox emoji on my device wtf π
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if I had to describe what I am though. Itβd be: π¦ͺπ©π¦·π€€πβπ«
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Have you met @homophobia-official ?
I have not and I donβt want to! Alright? I hate homophobia! Itβs my least favorite thing!
@gay-guy-offical hey man maybe you should check my blog
I'm actually here to make fun of homophobia
And to make fun of trump obvi
Oh my god I have judged a book by its cover how could I let this happen
Have you met @homophobia-official ?
I have not and I donβt want to! Alright? I hate homophobia! Itβs my least favorite thing!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch β’ No registration required β’ HD streaming
HEY QUEEN!! π€© You're invited to my super fun party!!! π₯³π (It's TODAY!! π₯³π₯³πβ¨οΈππ«ΆβΌοΈ) Hope to see you there !!!!!1! β¨οΈ
- @fun-guy-official
OH YEAH, I love super fun parties!! So queer! Iβll be there!!
Silly Game Time: If you had to choose, would you rather have claws or fangs?
Ohohoho! This is a very queer question! I like it!
Fangs 100%! So I can bite men do normal things
