Well here’s the intro post.
HELLO I AM TOP FANCYPANTS HAT
I’m a hat like mimic. I use they/them. I am a very gluttonous hat :)
feel free to put me on. You can trust me…
I make my money by helping the bakery avoid food waste, and helping the library organize all their books.
though most of the time I’m at home or having tea with @tophat-official who is my childhood friend.
speaking of my childhood, I lived near the sea. My parents thought it was best to live near they were born. I’m an only child since my parents only had eggs to eat. They missed my egg under the floorboards until I hatched.
despite only making me to eat, they loved me very much. It’s just a little sad none of my siblings made it.
OH YEAH I FORGOT THIS IS JUST THE INTRO, you guys didn’t need to know about my childhood.
uhhhh don’t be afraid to ask questions about lore, for some examples:
Questions on how I work.
childhood
my best friend. Though you can also ask him too, @tophat-offical
my favorite things
or just what I did in a day
you can really ask whatever you want :)
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OUT OF CHARACTER:
hello, I am the mod. The two main accounts I have are @most-likely-human-indeed and @a-very-humanyes if you need to dm me or stuff
I am a minor, so don’t be a creep or send and nsfw asks
this blog has dark lore, with themes of cannibalism and parasites.
DNI:
Racists
Ai: art enjoyers, creators, roleplayers, askers, supporters. (unless you are quitting)
homophobic and transphobic folks.
Pedophiles
ableists
people who judge people based off religion (or lack of)
and people who think I am not a fancy fucking hat. (Go on get)
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Now that that is out of the way, let me just *falls down the stairs* ow…
That hurt, but anyway… @tophat-official is my friend Mr Tophat :D
…he’s not good at Tumblring… but he’s my best friend.
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^ GAZE UPON THE TOPHAT KITTY ^
^ PLAYLIST I MADE YAY!!! ^
