~welcome to my cave~

this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

Here’s another pill: companies and ad teams know that your 20s are extremely stressful and they purposely target you because they don’t care about making us all alcoholics as much as they care about profiting off of us.

I want a home mostly just to welcome people into it. There will be bowls of candy for guests, and the cookie jar is full. I’ll always say “I was just about to make a coffee/tea/cocoa, would you like one?” when somebody walks in. There’s lemonade and iced tea made fresh on hot days. Once it hits That Hour and they start saying they really should be going, I’ll remind them that the futon is always open, and I’m making cinnamon rolls tomorrow. There’s champagne and sparkling juice hidden on a high shelf just in case somebody announces their engagement or their pregnancy or their new job while they’re here. There is an extra chair in the living room, at the table, and on the deck, and it’s for you. I want to be able to say “if you’re ever in trouble, come to me.”

when mitski said but if i gave up on being pretty, I wouldn’t know how to be alive…ouch

omg… happy birthday to night vale!!

the implication that the man with the yellow hat is considered a kind of wizard is really slaughtering me

im really happy for dan howell and his new video and even though i haven’t been actually into his or phils content in ages i cant deny that they were a huge part of my young teenagehood and im just beside myself seeing him take ownership of something thats been forcibly discussed among his fans since the beginning

Are we all crying together on this warm Tuesday night in June

life works out. i cannot stress this enough. life always works out. it always turns out in your favor even if it doesn’t go according to the original plan. you may be utterly confused and lost right now, it may feel like everything is falling apart and there is nothing you can do to salvage any of it. but believe me when i say that this is just a transition period. things are constantly changing and evolving around you even if you can’t actively see that. life is changing you to prepare you for what is to come. you are growing and as you grow you are being built into the person that you are going to be. because see, life always has this funny way of working out. 

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake

this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844

If you don’t write paragraphs on paragraphs on shit absolutely nobody but you and maybe 2 other people give a shit about you are not living your most authentic life

life is fragile and beautiful