it was blameless

people go around saying stuff that basically demonstrates they believe that more intelligent people are more moral, solely and entirely based on the factor of intelligence alone. and when you see it you can't stop

She trots like haaland runs

ripped all my bootstraps off im pulling myself up by the g-string these days

youre making mommy want to smoke

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

being an early bird is soooo awesome taking the longest slowest most leisurely start to the day and it is now 8:25am

And this is of course not even mentioning the worm

99% of fanfiction is absolute dogshit bathwater and that’s beautiful, I love that, I love that the barrier for entry is nonexistent, I love that anyone can do it, I love all the badly written porn, I love that it’s just creation for creation’s sake, I love it. Except when it’s something I’m into. When it’s something I’m into, then I’m gonna need everyone to step it up.