fresh fruit forever

has anyone else ever noticed how good i am at picking pictures to reblog

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

I have GOT to stop spending $30

the dumbest person alive has come to warn you that fruit has sugar in it

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

can i come to your house and make you know some information

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

My Name is 8 PM. and I am always arriving when you atrent Looking

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

"came back wrong" but it's from work