Just Living Life

-nyan cat, llams with hats

-owls. everybody loves owls–

-minecraft before the jungle biome. minecraft hunger game servers.

-slap bracelets

-long sleves under tank tops…jean skirts with… leggings…. dc shoes… shell shoes…

those 60 seconds multiplication tables. the big blocks with 100 squares, but the strips of ten squares, the single squares? also shape wooden blocks. yellow hexagons, green triangles, blue diamonds, youd make pictures with them.

-morning circle. playing 7 up at school. FOUR CORNERS

-u knew the cookout was lit when they had huggies those juice barrel drinks that u bite the top foil

-sillybands

-nintendogs on your grey ds plus cooking mama

-remembering vaguely having to use a cd player as a kid, then an mp3, than an ipod-

-zebra. print. everything.

-japanese erasers

-duct tape purses

-the justin bieber sounds like a girl debate

-yo danny phantom hE wAS JUST 14

-shark boy and lava girl. sky high. stewart little. minutemen. halloweentown. the thirteenth year (mermaid). smart house. spy kids. twitches. princess protection program (bonus points if you watched it live and counted how many times they said princess). lemonade mouth.

-staying up late enough to see george lopez start to play

- “mom how do you spell cartoonnetwork whats the website”

- that weird fosters home for imaginary friends mmo

- fucking TOONTOWN

- “disney!! three six five!!!!!”

- microsoft paint created MASTERPIECES

- was… was kidpix a thing

-bill nye the science guy and liberty kids

-alvin and the chipmunks covers.

- school store! get me a pencil grip for a quarter.

-crimp your hair bitch… or straighten it. or clip in feathers. or strands of dye-

-bakugan and tech decks

-wheezers ‘beverly hills’ on the playground. we will rock you on the bus.

-camp rock. highschool musical. epic disney crossovers.

-if you didnt have a blog on blogspot.com you weren’t shit (with the extension where you could feed the fish)

-lisa frank folders or those folders with close up of dogs and cat faces

-having to learn the fucking recorder. hot crossed buns… hOt croSssED BUNS,,,,

-did anyone play that weird wizard typing quest

-SMENCILS

-clUb PENGUIN. wizard 101. pirates of the carribean online. webkinz.

-everything is not what it seems when u can get all you wanted in ur wildest dreams

-popular snacks at snack time,,,: gritz, gogurt, fruit roll ups tongue tattoos, zebra cakes, cheese dip crackers, those cookie crackers where u took the red stick and spread it… gushers

-in the wee hours of the night you could hear… hear the chia pets taunting you

-orbeez. monster gummies. hotwheels beat that. fur real friends. pillow pets. littlest pet shop. yugioh. bop it. floam. tamagotchis.

-iDog

-HAVING THE KICKASS SCOOTER THENN KNOCKING UR FUCKING KNEES OFF WITH IT FUCK THAT SHIT

- “HERE I AM IN UR LIFE… HERE U ARE IN MINE… YEAH WE GOT THE SWEET LIFE… MOSTT OF THE TIME”

-underdog. undeRDOG. UNDERDOG!

-when you were playing on the ps2 and u fucking lost the fucking MEMORY CARD

-SPYRO

-playing gta the one where the guy wears the blue shirt (liberty city? ) with the sound off… memorizing cheat codes… square circle square-

-the fucking wii… making miis for literally everyone in ur class and sending the ones you didnt like to the parade

-slap slap slap… clap clap clap… SLAP SLAP SLAP…. CLAP CLAP CLAP (i.e 3… 2… 1… BLAST OFF from here to the stars,)

-when the teacher rolled out the elmo projector and those transparent plastic papers

-megan, MEGAN! (i.e i ran over oprah…..)

-the dell computers took over

-bruh message me on msn… then skype

-making a facebook page. liking all the fucking dumb facebook pages you could

-pokemon

-Z̵͖͂Ô̶̘Ö̴͔́. ̵͉͊Z̷̭̊O̷̻͒Ô̸̟ ̴̛̞Z̸̭̕Ȏ̸̗O̴͎̊ ̴̡͑. P̵̧̈Ȃ̷͖L̴̞̚S̶̰̐

-okay those weird ass beads u always got for Christmas that you had to iron to make shapes

-the fortune tellers… pick a color… blue? okay b-l-u-e. OK now pick a number… ok ur gonna marry lindsay lohan and have 80 kids

-WHAT YHR FUCK ARE THOSE GHOST THEMED CEREALS CALLED??? BOOBERRY??? AH SHIT

-team edward vs team jacob determined your survival

-thE yEar tHree THOusAnD

-black eyed peas

-fucking angry birds and flappy bird murdered everyone

-HEELYS OH DEAR GOD HEELYS I ALMOST FELL AND SLIPPED INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION

-that rabits game… let them go to the moon

-THE PS2 SOUND UP NOISE. THE DOOOOOOOSH

-every dvd had that coming soon bullshit

-stealing ur cousins gameboy

-Sugar. Spice. And everything nice.

-that fucking monkey at some of some fucking tv shows what the fuck was that fucking- hi im paul,,

-asdf videos! (desmond the moon bear.. i like trians)

-if you didnt flip ur shit everytime u saw a yellow car and yell BUMBLEBEE

-when the phone rings in school “THE PHONE… THE PHONE IS RI N G ING”

-“WAZZZZUUPPP!!” “WHAZZAAAAHHP!!”

-kidz bop. wholet the dogs out… who who? who?

-We all want to forget …. annoying orange and fred but god wont let us..

-MY SHINY Teeth and ME.

-that weird ass spongebob half time episode where theyre in the dome… or the spongebob episode with wormy… or the spongebob episode with the hooks (dont touch the hooks) or david hasslehof in the spongebob episode…

-invader zim

-FLAPJACK THAT FUCKING NIGHTMARE SHOW. And chowder. Coraline gave me NIGHTMARES fuck!

- I LIke to move it move it…

-POPTROPICA

-where the sidewalk ends from the school library… with goosebumps and diary of a whimpy kid.. BOOK FAIRS

-leapfrog

-THOSE GYM SCOOTERS. FOUR SQUARE. KICKBALL. THE PARACHUTE THING.

-no one knew how to use a fucking green screen

-🎶 we the peoplee… in order to form a more perfect union…🎶 conjunction junction whats ur function 🎶 puff the magic dragon 🎶

THERES A HUNDRED AND FOUR DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION-

the original teen titans

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

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“can you please write one where the reader and david are casually seeing/sleeping together, and the reader gets upset when she notices david and liza hanging out a lot recently in the vlogs ❤️”

this isn’t exactly accurate to the requests and i take full responsibility because i’ve just been in my feels lately ¯\_(ツ)_/¯   

she exhaled loudly for the third time that night, pulling the covers deeper over herself until it reached her eyes. she was trying her best to focus on the re runs of the office playing in front of her, but it was hard when there was a second light source in the dark room. 

“sorry, sorry! david just won’t leave me alone until i agree to hang out.” liza finally caught on to y/n’s annoyance, but her eyes didn’t move from her phone as she continued typing. 

and suddenly y/n didn’t mind the lack of attention she was getting from her friend as she turned back to the screen, no longer being able to process it herself. her stupidity never did fail to surprise her. and good god, was she fucking stupid to fall in love with david. 

she’s been trying to reach him all day, but her messages were left unread. yet she had the evidence that he was in fact checking his phone, he was now blowing up liza’s after all. it wasn’t supposed to hurt as bad as it it, he never made the promise to return her feelings in the first place. all it ever was just fucking. 

she left early, making up some dumb excuse, to why she couldn’t stay the night, to liza as she got into her car. yet her phone dinged then and she found herself driving to david’s instead. wasn’t she just absolutely pathetic? 

and it’s like torture. their bodies fit like puzzle pieces, moving in sync as he left marks on her skin. she manages to make it through, to please him, but she can’t find it in herself to fake a climax. instead she can feel the tears starting to burn her eyes. 

“oh my god, are you okay?” he immediately draws out, worried that he hurt her in some way. she was so damn selfish, misplacing his natural concern for all the people he loved as if it was only for her. 

she once again leaves with a made up excuse. she stays in the shower for hours, her skin seeming to burn where he kissed her. where he was inside her. but no matter what she just can’t wash it off, she can’t make herself fall out of love. 

mid afternoon she finds liza at her doorstep, her heart swelling at the woman’s worried expression. she lets her in, offering a cup of tea as they sit together in y/n’s living room. 

“david told me about last nigh.” she finally says and y/n’s shoulders are slumping together at the mention of his name. what’s worse is that he dragged liza into his, doesn’t he realise it’ll affect their relationship? it’s almost like y/n wanted them back together more than he did. 

“you’re truly wonderful, you know?” y/n smiles sadly, her words sincere but also a complete steer away from what her friend wanted to talk about. 

“y/n-“

“i’m in love with him, okay? and it’s stupid. i know it, you know it. hell, even people on the internet, who get to see me for a few seconds only, know it.” her smile widens even further and it doesn’t put liza to ease at all. if anything, it worries her even more. “i feel like- god, like- i feel like karen! they say jim and pam don’t exist in real life, but they do, look at you two, liza! and i’m just- i’m being selfish. that’s all it is.” 

“y/n, you know why i’m here instead of him? he’s petrified. he’s going out of his mind because he thinks he hurt you in some way.” with that being said, liza can confirm that he really did. but it wasn’t physical pain like david lead her to believe. “but you know him- you know that he’d never really go into a relationship, no matter the label on it, without it meaning something to him.” 

“i-“ she cuts herself off before any words can come out of her, meeting liza’s eyes to confirm that she wasn’t lying. she wouldn’t, she was just nice like that. 

“you better stop looking at me like that or i’m gonna start thinking you’re in love with me instead of david.” the woman jokes, finally making y/n’s smile turn real. “now, can ya’ll just make up? can’t stand to see you all mopey.” 

“i’ll think about it.” 

and she does. she’s losing sleep over it, allowing the pain in her chest to keep spreading further down her body until she can barely get out of bed. to make matters even worse, she stays updated with his socials. to be honest, it’s quite hard to miss. liza was back to being a frequent occurrence in the vlog and david seemed to be doing better than ever. 

she smiles to herself sadly once more, watching a recent video that didn’t seem recent at all. it was like old times, david and liza just joking around together like it was an older vlog. liza’s words ring in the back of her head, but she pushes them away, having finally made up her mind. 

Okay so last year I had really long hair that I absolutely loved… but I cut it short to donate it… they LOVED it short but I HATE IT!!!! I finally am almost halfway to where it was and they told me I HAVE to cut it!! I WANT my long hair again! But they won’t let me!!! I decided to make a similar deal with them as a friend of mine… that if I get a certain amount of notes that they’ll let me keep it… I HATE to do this but… Guys? Can you help me to get to 50,000 notes? I know it is a lot to ask but this is so important to me… 

here is how it used to look

And here is to where I cut it that THEY want for me again… (it’s bad but tolerable)

So… Guys can you please help me do this? (I suggested 10,000 and they had agreed on 100,000 so 50,000 is the deal) 

So PLEASE HELP ME GET TO 50,000 so I can keep my hair? 

PETA: They’d rather spend their money on publicity campaigns than on the animals in their care. PETA killed 73.8% of the animals in their care in 2015 (x)

FCKH8: Is a for-profit company that exploits oppressed groups for money. They’re also wildly uninformed, and spread misogyny, cissexism and bi/panphobia, as well as stealing their posts/designs (x)

Autism Speaks: They spend most of their money on researching a way to eliminate autism, heighten the stigma against autism and don’t have a single autistic person on their board (x)

‘My Hijab Has Nothing To Do With Oppression. It’s A Feminist Statement’

Not all Muslim women cover their bodies. Not all Muslim women who do are forced to do so. Like freelance writer Hanna Yusuf, who chooses to wear a hijab in a daily act of feminism. In a new video for The Guardian, Yusuf challenges stereotypes by setting out to reclaim the choice to wear a hijab as “a feminist statement.”

Prompt: Omg can I have an imagine were germany still has a monorchy and Erik durm Dallas in love with the princess but her older brother and don’t approve but the mom and 2 younger sisters do u can it like anon or use my name which is Fernanda 

Being a princess had it’s ups and it’s downs. On the bright side, there were so many people that looked up to you and you really had the power to do good. On the downside, however, the life that you lead was somewhat restricting. You had to follow certain behaviors. You had to act a certain way in front of people. You couldn’t seem to crass, you had to be ladylike, etc, etc.

Fernanda had no problem following most of these rules. There was one rule, however, that she did have an issue following. That rule, was the dating rule. Because she was someone who was considered royalty in Germany, many people believed that it would be best if she dated someone who was of a similar background to her. This fact, greatly disturbed her. She didn’t understand what the great deal was if she were to date somebody who was not of royal association. 

The only people who understood her when it came to simply wanting to date a normal person, not someone who was royalty, was her mother and two younger sisters. Her mother had loved a man but she was forced by her parents to marry Fernanda’s father. While her mother and Father were able to fall in love with one another as their marriage progressed, Fernanda’s mother still wished that her daughter would not have to make the same choices that she did. She wanted her daughter to be happy, no matter who she chose as her life partner.

As for Fernanda’s two younger sister’s, they supported their sister one hundred percent of the time. Both her younger sisters knew what it felt like to have that rule pushed upon them and they both disagreed with that rule like Fernanda. In their eyes, their sister would be doing nothing wrong if she ended up falling in love with someone who was not royalty.

That is exactly what ended up happening. Fernanda ended up falling in love with someone who she knew that some members, specifically her elder brother, would have a problem with accepting. She and Erik had met when Fernanda and one of her friends had gone to see Dortmund play against Schalke. Her friend had convinced her to go and because she was of royalty, it became a huge event. She had met many of the players prior to the game and even taken pictures in order to attract the press. 

It was when she was meeting many of the players that she had met Erik. She had liked him from the start. What was not to like. Not only was he very handsome, more so than some of the people her brothers had tried to set her up with, but he was also a very skill full player. He often told her that she was his good luck charm because whenever she went to a game, Dortmund always won. 

The two of them had been secretly dating for about two years now. The only reason that they had decided to keep it a secret was because they knew that her brother would never agree to letting her date Erik. In her brother’s opinion, Erik would not be good enough for his little sister. He would not be able to take care of and meet the demands that would be needed to keep Fernanda happy. Those demands, according to her brother, could only be met by another person who would be of a higher class than Erik.

After two years of dating, however, Erik and Fernanda both wanted to come clean about their relationship. They were tired of having to hide the fact that they loved one another. Fernanda knew, however, that before letting the press know that her and Erik were together, it would be best to let her family know first. That is why, she had asked Erik to go with her to one one of her family dinners. She had told her family that she was bringing a friend over. It was during this dinner, that she would tell her family that she and Erik were dating one another.

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The night of the dinner had finally arrived and you and Erik stood outside your house, well mansion was more like it. You could tell Erik was nervous. You took his hands into yours and squeezed it. He looked over at you and nervously smiled. “Relax, everything will go fine. They are just my family. I promise, I’ll be with you the whole time.” He squeezed your hand back and turned around to face you. “You know what, the fact that you’re a princess never really hit me until now, you act so normal, but seeing you call this place your home, makes it all so real.”

You laughed and walked into the house, with Erik behind you. Your family were already in the dinning room. You greeted your family and introduced Erik. Once all of the introductions were done, you and Erik took a seat next to each other. The dinner went by fairly enjoyably. Your mother and sisters kept asking Erik questions. Your youngest sister was a big fan of Borussia Dortmund so she asked him quite a lot of questions. He was happy to answer all of them.

You relished in the nice atmosphere of the dinner. You knew that after dinner the atmosphere would most likely change. Your brother may seem to be alright with Erik at the moment but the minute that you said you were dating him, your brother would completely change. After putting it off for as long as you could, you reached over to reach for Erik hand. You lightly squeezed it trying to gain courage. Erik squeezed it back letting you know that he supported you one hundred percent.

The little exchange between the two of you did not go unnoticed by your brother. You could literally see his face fall. He was no longer smiling. Instead of the smile on his face, he looked livid. You knew that things were about to get real bad, real fast. Taking charge of the situation, you stood up and cleared your throat. “I had something that I wished to inform all of you about. I have told all of you that me and Erik were friends, however, the two of us are more than simply friends, the two of us have been dating for the past two years.”

You didn’t think your brother could look any more madder, but you had been wrong. Apparently, he could. He slammed his fist down on the table. It was apparent that he was about to flip. Your mother and sisters, on the other hand, all seemed to be wearing smiling faces. “Congratulations.” It was your mother who spoke first. You were just about to thank her when your brother spoke up ruining the moment. “What are you congratulating her for mother? She has broken a rule. Fernanda, you know how I feel about you dating someone like him." 

You knew that your brother would react like that. You had been fully prepared for it. "Someone like him? Brother, Erik is one of the nicest people that I have met and I love him. I know that you disapprove of us but quite frankly, I did not tell all of you in order to gain your approval. I do not care whether you approve or not. Either ways, I will continue to date Erik. The only reason I wanted to tell you was because I wanted to let you guys know before we release the information to the press. I didn’t want you to be too shocked when that happens." 

Your brother looked like he had been about to ague when your mother cut him off. "Enough, both of you.” Turning to your brother, she decided to address him first. “I will not allow you to stand in the way of your sister’s happiness. As long as I am alive, I am the head of the household and if I have no problem with the two of them, then neither should you.” After dealing with your brother, she turned around to face you. “Congratulations once more. I am happy that the two of you decided to tell us before we found out from the press. Now, I say that all of us continue to have a pleasant evening.”

That was that really. Once your mother had spoken, no one could refute her. Your brother ate the rest of his meal, in silence and left once he had finished. Once you and Erik had finished the meal, you walked him to his car. “Well, aren’t you glad that we got that over with.” He turned around before getting in his car and placed a small kiss on your forehead. “Yup. Now we no longer have hide the fact that we love one another.” You smiled as you watched him drive away. Tomorrow, the two of you were releasing it to the press that you two were together. You were glad that most, even if it wasn’t all, of your family was happy with you and Erik. It made you believe that things between you to might just work out.

Did she forgot the times she humiliated her exes and women with her songs? Did she asked them for ‘approval’? 

In 2008, she publicly told Ellen Degeneres in her live show that Joe Jonas broke up with her over a phone call (x) repeatedly after that she kept on mocking him on social media. Which Joe explained himself saying he did not break up with her over a phone call or was unfaithful, he called her to talk, she took it the wrong way, and break the call (x). However, Joe suffered pranks for months. She also wrote the song “Forever & Always” about him calling him “scare little boy”, did she asked for approval? Did Joe wanted to be part of the character assassination?

Following that accident, Joe found a new girlfriend, the actress Camilla Belle, Taylor wrote a song called “Better Than Revenge” with the following lyrics: “She’s not a saint, she’s not what you think, she’s an actress, she’s better known for the things that she does on the mattress” “she’s soon gonna find out stealing other people’s toys in the playground don’t give you any friends” (x). The song was put in the same album as the for song Joe, and was not shy to point out who’s song that was for. Did she asked Camille’s approval? OH for those wanting to say she never said it was for her out load doesn’t mean she didn’t fuck it up, she never even deny it. Also: Camilla’s shade. (x) (x)

In 2010, Taylor dated John Mayer for a couple of months, following their split she wrote a song called “Dear John” accusing him of dating her since she was too young (19), so it made the song look like he played her. In which John replies that he felt humiliated with the song and feels like she took the situation too far as to make it public (x). Did she asked John’s approval to be involved in the song so openly? I think not. Following that, we know John dated Katy Perry, which is the reason for Taylor’s song “Bad Blood”, even Katy knows this song is about her and she has exposed Taylor’s ‘don’t pit one girl after another’ rants (x). Oh and Also I know Jonh is trash, however, it applies to the issue we are talking about. 

In 2012, Taylor dated Harry Styles for short months, not only did she wrote a couple of songs about him (Style, Out In the Woods and others) but she mocked him on international television. During Taylor’s performance at the Grammys 2013, she was performing her song ‘We are never getting back together’, in the middle of the song she did a really bad British accent begging herself to gave him a change, while some back up dancers were dressed as clowns. And then again in the VMA’s  were Harry Styles was at the audience and targetted by the media. (x) (x)

Kanye West, we all know the big accident in 2009, were Kanye takes Taylor’s moment to say she didn’t deserve the award but Beyoncé did (which was true) it was an horrible thing to do, he acknowledge it and even apologize to her wanting to make things right. Taylor took the opportunity and publicity given to her to publicly humiliate him in an award show, singing her song ‘innocent’, trying to paint the black man as the angry awful person and she’s the little bird victim of the whole situation. Then she wanted to shade Kaney again, publicly,  the video posted by Kim exposed her lying ass, she was agrree with the lyrics and gave him full consent.. (x)

Jake Gyllenhaal was also part of Taylor’s little game with the songs like: we are never getting back together and all too well. Which exposed pretty heavy stuff. She’s been doing this even with her non-famous exes.