me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

*therapist voice* you are stupid and gay

now you have found out who you are, do it on purpose

People who dog-ear and make marks in their books are 10383738x sexier smarter and cooler than people who act like marking books is a federal crime

I dont want a career and I hate working. There I said it

hehe acab u know what i mean

babygirl i can repress feelings you’ve never even heard of before

enemies to lovers romance between me and myself

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

A girl straddling you is the hottest thing ever and no one can tell me otherwise