Accidentally eats Paint

i should bring the empire to its knees today

Okay like. I support agender and nonbinary identities, but what the fuck kind of a name is “the empire”?

I would soooo eat those snail pastries

Brother that looks like a lynx

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12

this was pretty funyn to me so i m reblogijgn it

thank you

Is one of them thicker or am i just way too drunk ?

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

He should know better than Charlie?

As we all know, Charlie has impeccable gaydar.

Grandpa Joe/Willy Wonka Slowburn 100k

Five way with the grandparents under the cover

But has thou ever tasted a trapezoid?

Hes trying his best ok

emotional neglect didnt even affect me that much. it was the being born inherently without value that did most of the work

Bruh