arthritic hands? thats too damn bad, keep jerkin!

artists on the internet will make the most half assed image that says "fuck ice" in a font that someone else made and then be like "stickers and prints on my etsy that will be five dollars please."

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

if i were markiplier right now i would log into tumblr for the first time since february, reblog the horniest bloodymary art i could find, and then turn my phone off

Man they need to make movies on film again i need the camera fuzz. I need what those things do with the light. Its like pictures forgot how to be Seasoned

you hafta care bro. you gotta care

Ophelia Coming Out Of Her River To Shame Hamlet

I don't have time for tumblr discourse they're calling the very hungry caterpillar degenerate art over on twitter

they got married btw