Top Pilot

Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks

Son, you’re not the dead one though-

Are we not all dead in some way tho? Inside maybe?

Mommy your emo is showing.

No he's just dumb.

No but just because we're right doesn't mean we should always say it.

I don’t think we have filters though, I mean without a filter it might be a problem—

Well, I mean that we don’t think before we speak and say whatever comes out of our mouths without thinking about the consequences

Oh *deadpan* Maybe we should work on that

You’re right about that one—

Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks

Nuuuuuuuu it’s okay

You say that and yet I’m your boyfriend Hunk, I shouldn’t disappear off the face of the earth like that— even if I have seen you in person

It’s fine, everyone needs some time to themselves

Mm, so you say, but I still feel bad about it. I’ll have to take you out somewhere to make up for it

Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks

Son, you’re not the dead one though-

Are we not all dead in some way tho? Inside maybe?

Mommy your emo is showing.

No he's just dumb.

No but just because we're right doesn't mean we should always say it.

I don’t think we have filters though, I mean without a filter it might be a problem—

Well, I mean that we don’t think before we speak and say whatever comes out of our mouths without thinking about the consequences

Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks

Son, you’re not the dead one though-

Are we not all dead in some way tho? Inside maybe?

Mommy your emo is showing.

No he's just dumb.

No but just because we're right doesn't mean we should always say it.

I don’t think we have filters though, I mean without a filter it might be a problem—

Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks

Son, you’re not the dead one though-

Are we not all dead in some way tho? Inside maybe?

Mommy your emo is showing.

No he's just dumb.

This isnt the beach this is a bathtub—

Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks

Son, you’re not the dead one though-

Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks

Nuuuuuuuu it’s okay

You say that and yet I’m your boyfriend Hunk, I shouldn’t disappear off the face of the earth like that— even if I have seen you in person

Ive been away from here for so long I may as wellbe a dead man to all of you fucks

Rude

Thats my second middle name youre right