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there’s this myth that writers just know what they’re doing. like we sit down and go, 'ah, yes, a flawless metaphor and impeccable pacing, right on schedule.' no. we are all just feral goblins who write 3 chapters of pure gold followed by a random 800-word tangent about the history of forks because it 'might be important for worldbuilding.' none of us have a clue. we’re just hoping nobody notices.

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

pokemon is extremely underrated in terms of how good its cartoon bugs are. in this awful age of fleshy human faces on cartoon bugs pokemon is the last bastion of hope

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Seasonal Affective Disorder is just emotional scurvy, all my core wounds are reopening and they won't be fixed until the big lemon in the sky comes back

Item: did you know that if you leave beef broth in a bottle long enough you can grow Beef Crystals