garlicjnr:
“Oh let’s get this over with. You’re over-compensating. You hate monkey men because you’re jealous, and you’re cologne reminds me of the worst kind of cat-houses,” he said, grinning wide, wickedly.
“ How deeply unsavory. Truly you have shaken me to my core.” The emperor looked deep into the eyes of the imp and let a chuckle escape his lips, the crimson ki glowing faintly as if it were blood mist covering the land after a terrible battle, carnage scattered across the ground.
Suddenly the beam disappeared as the emperor lunged.
“ GYYYYYYYYYYA!” He screamed before slamming his fist into the demon’s face. The wicked alien’s fist clenched so tightly that blood began to drip down his fists as he continued to slam them into the irritant. “ Scum sucking bastard! HOW DARE YOU! I don’t care if you can’t die! I’ll just spend an eternity feeding you your own BLOOD AND EXCREMENT! YOU WILL LOSE A GALLON OF BLOOD FOR EVERY HATEFUL WORD SPOKEN TO ME!”
Garlic took a few of the first hits. Letting Frieza feel as if he had the upper hand for a moment, before that mad giggle began to escape him again. In a flash he struck back, hands turning to wicked claws as he began to slash with glee, deep gouges “-oh yes! THIS is what I wanted to see! The royal temper tantrum! EHEHEHE!” cackled the mad imp, indifferent to his own wounds that were quickly healing as he shouted.
