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I want a copy of my immortal bound in human skin

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today i died at sea
i'm a romantic you see
Aega psora
I think "fuck you, I hate your work and I will do it myself and I will do it better" is a really funny and epic sentiment. i started publishing poetry because an ex boyfriend of mine was publishing really ass poetry in a bunch of journals and I was like "Jesus christ, this is garbage, I could do that, and I could do it better." now I have a page in the Academy of American Poets and I've published a full length collection and his website says "former poet." You should win by succeeding way harder than they do. Spite is a legitimate energy source.
Potatoes are the most glorious tuber
I will take this to heart
I love potato
Alright, favorite way to have potatoes, go:
My vote is for either crispy fried potato skins with a good dip or potatoes au gratin
Anything that combines potatoes with a large quantity of cheese
Potatoes are the most glorious tuber
I will take this to heart
I love potato

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It has been years since I was mauled by a minotaur on the Washington DC metro but I still have chronic UTIs because of it
Attention: If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with chronic UTIs because of secret CIA experiment minotaurs on the blue line, you may to be entitled to financial compensation. We will not ask questions about how exactly bacteria from the minotaur got into your bladder. Please don't wait, call 1-80-MINO-TAUR today for a free legal consultation and financial information packet. Please continue riding the other DC Metro lines other than the Blue Line. The minotaurs there would like to catch up over some minotaur coffee. This has been a Public Service Announcement.
I was mauled by a government sanctioned minotaur while riding public transit so now I drive everywhere to avoid the minotaurs
I wondered where you went...
It was on the Washington DC metro near Rosslyn station. Why is the government putting minotaurs in our public transit?
Have you considered the minotaur was just a normal passenger like anyone else
The minotaur told me she was working for the government and had an access badge for the EPA building (which is where the CIA's minotaur operations are hidden in plain sight)
Sheila the minotaur who rides the orange line is chill, I've met her a couple of times. This wasn't her. This was on the blue line.
And you're still driving everywhere. Sheila misses you girl
I was mauled by a government sanctioned minotaur while riding public transit so now I drive everywhere to avoid the minotaurs
I wondered where you went...
It was on the Washington DC metro near Rosslyn station. Why is the government putting minotaurs in our public transit?
Have you considered the minotaur was just a normal passenger like anyone else
The minotaur told me she was working for the government and had an access badge for the EPA building (which is where the CIA's minotaur operations are hidden in plain sight)
Sheila the minotaur who rides the orange line is chill, I've met her a couple of times. This wasn't her. This was on the blue line.
I was mauled by a government sanctioned minotaur while riding public transit so now I drive everywhere to avoid the minotaurs
I wondered where you went...
It was on the Washington DC metro near Rosslyn station. Why is the government putting minotaurs in our public transit?
Have you considered the minotaur was just a normal passenger like anyone else
The minotaur told me she was working for the government and had an access badge for the EPA building (which is where the CIA's minotaur operations are hidden in plain sight)

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I was mauled by a government sanctioned minotaur while riding public transit so now I drive everywhere to avoid the minotaurs
I wondered where you went...
It was on the Washington DC metro near Rosslyn station. Why is the government putting minotaurs in our public transit?
If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s
I’m just gonna go ahead and reblog this for purely educational purposes.
Of course. Purely for education.
WHO USED THIS POST TO WRITE A BEAUTIFUL ENJOLRAS/GRANTAIRE SOULMATE AU FIC BECAUSE I LOVE YOU
How do you people turn every fucking post into this shit?
I think my kitchen is being haunted by a ghost, except all the ghost has done its replace the factory seal on my soy sauce and move it from my frequently used ingredients shelf to my pantry. I swear to fuck I have opened the same bottle of soy sauce 3 times this week
An example of why one should use the Oxford comma.
Garlic Bread

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americans bleed red white and blue
red for the coca cola
white for the monster energy
blue for cowabunga baja blast
americans bleed red white and blue
red for the coca cola
white for the monster energy
blue for cowabunga baja blast
I still miss the pre-1929 Coca-Cola that had actual cocaine in it. The new stuff is so disappointing.