Aphmau101

Person A: I kissed Person B for the first time.

Person C: Really?! How’d it go?

Person A: I missed.

Person C: Oh… By how much?

Person A: I kissed their neck right below their ear.

Person A admiring Person B to notice that their (Person B’s) glasses are slipping of the bridge of their nose

Person A: “Oh! (adjusts their glasses) “There!” 

Then Person B stares at them with a raised eyebrow for it only to just hit them (Person A) of how close they are. 

Person A: (Nervously) “Hmm w-well, *ahaha* I-I’ll be getting back to whatever I was doing. Sorry!” (then walks to the next room)

Person A: “We’re actually gonna die if you keep at this!” 

Person B: “I’m driving at 40kmph we aren’t going to die hun”

Person A: *is trying to sip a particularly thick smoothie*

Person B: if you only sucked mine as hard as you are now

Person A: I don’t want to do this alone.

Travis: I guess Laurance....

Kawaii~Chan?? With floofy hair??