i am so gay

so when’s ur diagnosis twin

the gooner on the roof

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

"riding my biggest dildo imagining it's you" ok i ah. hm. i don't quite know how to say this but. perhaps instead consider a thimble

"Hey there pepperhead, legal isn't super exited about this tweet"

Feel like I need to be covered in hickeys and bruises

they should make "i was brave at the dentist" stickers but for trans women going to the grocery store and it would say "i was transgender at the grocery store" and it would have a picture of shadow the hedgehog in a lolita dress holding a gun

In this life you're a weed smoker or a smeed woker

as an ex-catholic it’s very funny to see ‘catholic convert’ in people’s bios it’s akin to running out of a burning skyscraper and passing someone heading on up to the top floor

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Tumblr needs more minigames like this. Way better than “previous tags”

the amount of vitriolic replies to this post makes me want to analyze why people react so angrily to having an unhealthy behavior being pointed out to them.

You cannot grow without accepting the problem