Garfield Daily

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

From what

nobody would be able to stop me

I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

happy passover, everyone

I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music

i’m sorry i know it was objectively rooted in logic but watching annabeth and grover plop percy’s pasty, anemic, dying ass down in some tourist fountain and intensely splash water on him like he’s some toddler they don’t know how to bathe is probably the funniest fucking thing i’ve seen in a good while

annabeth and grover frantically submerging percy in water the way you’d put an iphone in a bowl of rice