Garbage

YES PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

This is actually info I didn’t know

a) everything the graphic says is true! b) would love some love from Amazon. c) people are much more likely to review when they don’t like something, so it is lovely to have nice reviews to offset the ‘1 star, ripped off Star Wars.’

I’d like to personally tag @inkskinned because she definitely deserves lots of love on the Amazon comments and reviews section too! <3

i learned a while ago that the whole "most of the stars we see in the sky are actually already dead because they're so far away that we're seeing them as they were thousands of years ago" thing is a myth because stars live so long that it's unlikely many, if any, of them have burned out yet, but i'm still glad that myth exists because there's just something about the thought of the sky as a graveyard of stars that gets to me

we live in a time when we get to see more stars born than we ever will see die

Yes it is

Yee-Haw(nk)

It's Diagonally Spinning Rat Saturday, Babey

Not to sound like an entitled brat, but I deserve to have a crow that regularly visits me.

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

op has reconsidered . youre right

Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet

.....you know I would like to thank @voyoock for this reply because tbh I kind of wanted to break one of these open and taste it myself.

Just think, these stones contain the water from ancient seas from millenia ago, and a well educated scholar STILL couldn't resist their pull. Not one of us is immune to the siren call of ancient tide pods.

cracking open an old one with the boys

nobody tears through library books quite as fast as a 12 yr old girl with no friends

only ppl on this post who matter r the ppl who r saying "me except im not a girl anymore" & "me except i wasnt a girl yet"

What the fuck is five nights at freddys I’m going to kill all of you