we may need to dance our way out of this one

we should start giving testosterone to ants

uncles

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

Stealing this from twitter but I liked the concept: put in the tags where were your 8 great-grandparents from (given modern borders) ?

oversharing online is so important cus like what if someone needed to know that