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absolutely! gotta love the beefy boys 😎

SLASHERS × BILINGUAL! READER

JASON VOORHEES

- Thinks it's very cool that you can speak multiple languages!! Would absolutely LOVE if you could teach him some basic greetings in different languages!

-Very confused the first time you speak in German. What did you say??? After some explaining though he thinks it's very endearing when you do it on accident. Finds it very cute :)

MICHAEL MYERS (OG)

- Pretty much indifferent on you being bilingual. Thinks its neat(tm) but does not want to learn or anything.

-When you first speak German accidentally he's very confused. Cue the famous head tilt.

- Once explained though he's, yet again, pretty much indifferent.

BUBBA SAWYER

- That's so cool!! You can speak MULTIPLE languages?! Very impressed since he can't really even speak one language.

- Very confused the first time you speak in German without realizing it. Even after you explain it to him, if you do it again he's just as confused. Cut him some slack, hes trying his best!

THOMAS HEWITT

- Thinks it's very cool you can speak multiple languages!! If you'd like to teach him how to understand be his guest. He enjoys just listening to you speak about something you're passionate about :)

- Likes listening to you speak in German! He just loves listening to you speak in general but he especially loves listening to other languages as well.

CARRIE WHITE

- Took French for about four years in highschool so if you speak it as well she would love to have conversations with you! She's a bit rusty but give her some time!

- Very surprised the first time she heard you speak German. What did you say? Like Thomas though she grows to love hearing you speak in German! Would also love if you taught her!

absolutely!! I love these boys with all my heart 🥺❤ decided to do a headcanon/drabble mix for this one!! hope you enjoy it!

RED STRING OF FATE;

POLY! BILLYSTU/GHOSTFACE × READER

- Having two soulmates was not a common occurence, so when you found two red strings attached to your ring finger you were rather confused.

- Despite it not being common, it was still very possible. It just meant that you had two people perfect for you and the three of you were each other's soul mates. Still though, that both scared and excited you.

- Moving to Woodsboro, California was... interesting at the least. It was a nice, small town with equally nice people. Mostly nice, at least. Apparently a murderer was on the loose and that did absolutely nothing to calm your nerves about moving to a new place. It seemed though that your two soulmates lived here however, which did send waves of excitement through you.

- On your first day of school in Woodsboro, you were at your locker putting away your new textbooks and miscellaneous school supplies when you felt the all too familiar tug on your finger. Ignoring it though, you kept your eyes in front of you, focused on the locker as you had absolutely no idea what to do.

- Meanwhile, your two soulmates, after feeling the slightest tug, are now determined and on the search for their last half. As they're both searching down the hallway, Stu smacks Billy in the chest (rather hard, may I add) and before Billy can smack him back, Stu excitedly points to you, and the two make their way over.

- After a bit of discussion (and very excited rambling on Stu's part) the three of you decided to go on a movie date tomorrow night. Obviously a horror movie, of course. (It's also worth mentioning that the two were very excited to hear you enjoyed horror.)

- You sat sandwiched in between the two, Stu on your left and Billy on your right. As the movie progressed and you all became more comfortable with each other. At the end, Stu had an arm around your shoulders and Billy had a hand on your thigh.

- Afterwards you spent a good while walking around Woodsboro. It was pretty late but none of you seemed to notice, happily chatting about your lives, what you liked, and other nonsense.

- By the end of the night, Billy and Stu walked you home, the three of you holding hands and laughing happily. When you got to your front door, both Billy and Stu kissed your cheek goodnight.

- All in all, you couldn't have asked for better boys to spend the rest of your life with.

ofc you can!! I always love writing for hanni :) he's a fav of mine!

HANNIBAL × ITALIAN! READER

- Surprise! He speaks Italian as well! Not actually that surprising, I have a feeling he speaks all of the romance languages.

- Finds it quite entertaining when you start cursing in italian at someone so long as he isn't the one being cursed at. Seeing you angry in his humble opinion is rather amusing.

- Him having an accent himself, albeit small, he understands the annoyance of being difficult to understand.

- If you have family in Italy he would absolutely love to visit! Immersing himself within other cultures is a favorite past time of his.

- If you would like to share your culture with him, please do so! He's already quite informed on it but actually having it explained and shown from an italian person is very different from reading it in a book.

- All in all very interested in your culture and loves each and every bit of it.

it's me, ya boi

anyways HI GUYZ!!! I'm back :) I truly apologize for my absence, I've been taking a break for various health reasons. the biggest one being my mental health.

quarantine took quite a tole on me, and I've had to go up quite a bit on most of my medications because of it (my mental health) declining. we have also been renovating my house, which has yet to be completed but most of the big, time consuming stuff has been knocked out. and lastly, my physical health has been poor as well. I deal with chronic knee and back pain; basically what happens is different parts of my spine shift out of place and it causes extreme pain. and due to the fact that I've been home and not able to move around a lot, its worsened.

I am, however, in a MUCH better headspace than I was before. I've been having frequent therapy visits and now that my medication has been adjusted I'm a lot better and ready to get back into writing again!

all of the requests in my inbox WILL BE COMPLETED! I've already done a few of them so stay tuned for those! again I deeply apologize for the wait; I do hope you all can forgive me :')

anyways, requests will be closed until I complete a good portion of the ones in my inbox.

that's it!

hope everyone is staying safe and healthy this quarantine :)

- clown

It's not stupid at all! I quite love their story however I have yet to actually see the movie. When I do though, I will definetly add them to my character list!

-clown

sorry, no I don't! Not yet at least anyways! I'm okay with doing suggestive stuff but I'm not comfortable doing full blown if that makes any sense?

-clown

oooouuu gimme the fluffy goodness! yes yes ofc!!! my babies 🥺 also I went with OG myers but if you'd like RZ myers lmk!

SLASHER FIRST KISS/CUDDLING HEADCANONS

MICHAEL

• Michael... isn't the best when it comes to affection. Spending all those years in isolation, he is incredibly touch starved; you've really got ease him into affection.

• Let's all be honest here, it takes him a while to take off the mask. It's not that he's insecure about his face, no, he just doesn't know if he should give you that power. Very few know what Michael Myers's face looks like. So, for a while, you're kissing the rubber of his mask. Not that you don't mind though.

• When he takes off the mask, just know that this is him relinquishing power to you. You're not leaving. Ever.

• Michael doesn't exactly know how to kiss, so this is one of the few moments he let's you take the reins.

• It's slow at first; sensual even, but escalates further into a rougher, more messy and passionate kiss. And, of course, led to... other things.

• As for cuddling, like stated before Michael is incredibly touch starved. "Cuddling" with him is mainly him laying on his back with you on his chest, arm wrapped tightly around your torso.

• He's pretty stiff at first, but the longer you lay wrapped around him the more he realizes he enjoys it and loosens up.

• All in all, your relationship is a bit messy, but you wouldn't have it any other way.

JASON

• You're going to be kissing the plastic of that blasted hockey mask for a good long while. It's not that Jason doesn't want to kiss you, because trust me, he does, but he's so scared of losing you once you see his face.

• Don't get me wrong, he trusts you not to judge him, but he's never been in a relationship like this before! The closest person to him before you was his mother, and that's completely different! Jason is incredibly insecure about his looks, andnhis number one fear is losing you.

• Lots of reassurance is needed. The more praise and love you give this man, the more likely he is to take off the mask.

• Once he does take off that pesky mask, praise him please. He needs it. Tell him how handsome and perfect he is, and how much you love him! Pepper his face in kisses too! Oh, looks like hes crying tears of joy now, the sweet man.

• Your first kiss is, for lack of better terms, quite sloppy. Jason is incredibly inexperienced and the tear in his mouth exposing his teeth makes kissing a little odd, but the fact that he's even allowing you this close? That just shows how much he loves you.

• Jason is, like Michael, incredibly touch starved. The last hug he recieved was so long ago. But unlike Michael, he's more willing to rush into the affection. He just loves holding you! It makes his cold, dead heart, fill up with warmth.

• His favorite cuddling position is being the big spoon; his back facing the door. He feels like not only is he protecting you from and incoming invaders, but he's also got the whole world in his arms! How sweet!

• In conclusion Jason loves you so very much and appreciates all the love and support you give him!

THOMAS

• You kiss him on the cheek and forehead on the time, so you would assume your first kiss wouldn't be too much of a big deal to Tommy, but!! It very much is.

• He just loves you so much!! But also... what if you run at the sight of his face? He would be so heart broken :(

• He's quicker than Jason and Michael to take off the mask, but not by much. He's just insecure about his looks, bless him.

• When you do get to see his massless face, please please PLEASE praise this boy!! He deserves it after all the shit this man has been put through.

• Similar to Jason, pepper his face with kisses and tell him how handsome he is! And of course, like Jason he just might be in tears.

• Your first kiss is, without a doubt, inexperienced on his behalf. He's a bit too rough and a bit too hard but that's just how Tommy is. Like Michael, probably leads to something else.

• Cuddling with Thomas is the absolute best! He loves wrapping is strong arms around you while you curl up into his side.

• Favorite position is probably on his side facing you; arms wrapped around your smaller frame while your face is buried in his chest.

• Someone please come give this big man sum lovin'.

BUBBA

• Your first kiss is the only one out of the four where he doesn't have to take off his mask, so it comes pretty quick within your relationship! Also because Bubba is just so excited to drown you in affection.

• Your first kiss is pretty sloppy, let's be honest. He's a bit too much tongue and teeth, but he's just so excited!! He loves you so much!! With what he lacks in experience, he makes up for in enthusiasm.

• Bubba is a HUGE cuddlebug!! You're so tiny and cute compared to him, like a little kitten! He just wants to hold you all day long.

• Honestly you could literally just. Lay on top of him like a mattress and he would be content. It's also super comfy so, added bonus!

• Bubba doesn't have a particular favorite, as long as he gets to hold you in his arms he's happy.

Of course you can my dear! they r v good boys whom I adore uwu well Michael is not a good boy but I still love him. You didnt specify which Michael so I went ahead did OG Myers.

Poly! Michael x Male!Reader x Bubba

• These two are essentially opposites! Bubba is very sweet and sensitive while Michael is... Well, he's Michael.

• That being said, they're quite the odd pair. And oddly enough, they work surprisingly work.

• Bubba provides all the sensitive and affection you'll ever need! He's a very affectionate lad and he just loves holding you so much! Sometimes Michael has to pry him off of you but you know he means well.

• Michael is... affectionate in his own way. He tries not to kill in front of you or when he steals things from you, he tries to make it look like he didn't. He's noth the touchiest of people, but give him time and he might cuddle you. Just a lil bit!

• Michael is definetly the dominant one in the relationship; he makes the decisions. Bubba just kind of follows along with what the two of you decide as that's the way hes used to things going.

• Michael is... as we all know, a dick, let's be honest. But when he sees the way Bubba's family treats him? Oh no, honey, you got a big storm comin. He's the only one that gets to be a dick! Bubba's family is pretty scared of Michael.

• I like to think that you and Michael were already in a relationship, and you stumble upon the Sawyer family land. Michael proves himself to be unkillable, and he'll be damned if he's letting anyone harm you, so as a deal the two of you stay with the Sawyer's so long as neither of you turn the other into the police.

• Bubba can't help but fall for you and Michael! You're so handsome and Michael isn't too bad lookin' himself, even with that mask on. Bubba is pretty submissive and Michael can't help but be attracted to that.

• Oh, and Bubba and Michael definetly bond over wearing masks. Bubba offers to put makeup on Michael's mask but he refused. Maybe next time buddy!

Basically classes + work + doctors appointments have been keeping me from writing. However, due to the virus classes have been cancelled until further notice! As for doctors appointments, I have been dealing with chronic pain for a while and they're trying to figure out why and they think i may have EDS, so thats fun.

Anyways, I'll be working on requests now and posting soon! Stay safe and I love you guys!

-clown