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hey, I was just at the Kroger, I think I just saw your living weapon look both ways sheepishly before scanning her dehumanizing barcode tattoo to see what would happen. it rang up as a Mountain Dew voltage. so like, is that intentional or

Reminder that Kroger and their "family" of subsidiary companies (Dillons, King Soopers, Safeway, Harris Teeter, Gerbes, JayC, etc) are a monopoly that has been driving independent grocery stores out of business and artificially inflating food prices since the 1950s.

i'll tell my friends to take their brainwashed living weapons and homunculi elsewhere then

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

Oh My God Damn

You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

Demonitizing Irish people's videos for having swear words in them is a kind of hate crime and psychological torture I think.

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

Unfortunately, you've left out a crucial detail. Corn was not the sole inventor of the Corn Dog. He was greatly aided by Jeremy L. Dog, his Yorkshire Terrier, who gave him the idea for the Corn Dog due to an accident. The pet allegedly knocked a sausage off of his dining room table and into the Batter Pot (commonplace in households at the time), then deep frying it on a stick in what was described as "an affront to God committed by one of His own creatures." Additionally, contrary to popular belief, Corn was not in the state of Ohio when he invented the Corn Dog. Rather, he was in the state of Existential Dread.

God this is a weird website.

This was too real

the desire to pronounce words as they are said in their source language for the sake of accuracy vs the desire to not sound like a complete tool