Gamic Gallimaufry

au where steve is a famous youtube baker (Do You Fondue, Fight Me Focaccias, or my particular favorite- Brooklyn Buns) who makes the most delicious recipes imaginable and films the process for hundreds of thousands of adoring fans, bucky is a vet looking for something relaxing and distracting to fill up his evenings, and they bond over how horrible bucky is at cooking (becuase steve asks his fans to tweet/send in pictures and reviews when the fans try the recipes) and it isn’t until bucky actually sets off the smoke alarm in his apartment building in brooklyn that they realize, lo and behold!, they lived down the hall from each other the whole time and have an official meet-cute outside in their boxers in the cold surrounded by angry tenants! and then of course they fall in love and bake together for the rest of their lives and probably get a dog named banana and a cat named cinnamon i don’t know i don’t make the rules

THIS IS GENIUS EVERYTHING IS GENIUS OH MY GOSH THE LAST PART W NAT AT THE END IS THE MOST GENIUS BUT OH WOW THIS IS SO FUCKIGN GENIUS

STAR SPANGLED SPACKLE OH MY GOD

Just tuning in to say I LOVED when Wolfie couldn’t lie because of what had gone on with his dad, and Lito was basically just like like “I got this bro” and jumped in to do it for him. Lito and Wolfgang’s bromance ended up being really cool and I loved it, they both understood that the other had weaknesses and were willing to bridge those weaknesses, even though in their ordinary lives they’d probably never get along because they’re so different.

DO YOH EV EN HA VE TO ASK

WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT. JUST MAKE IT HAPPEN

Why is this even being asked? Is there an option that isn’t “DEARGODYESOMG”?

i fear time travel shenanigans, but i don’t fear them enough to overcome my deep desire to see this teamup

Okay but what about younger Nat encountering Peggy while both of them are on missions. Like maybe they’re both targeting the same man to get intel, and Nat is going to give it to the Russians and Peggy’s going to give it to SHIELD so they’re kind of in competition but they both have hella respect for each other and then end up teaming up to take down a bunch of other assholes along the way and the intel document gets destroyed or something and they’re both kind of like “okay cool, I didn’t want to fight you for it anyway” and then they do that thing (that’s a typical dude thing in movies) of having a soppy moment of begrudging respect and then kind of snapping out of it like “but if we cross paths again, I won’t hesitate kill you” “sure babushka, I’d like to see you try”.

Just tuning in to say I LOVED when Wolfie couldn’t lie because of what had gone on with his dad, and Lito was basically just like like “I got this bro” and jumped in to do it for him. Lito and Wolfgang’s bromance ended up being really cool and I loved it, they both understood that the other had weaknesses and were willing to bridge those weaknesses, even though in their ordinary lives they’d probably never get along because they’re so different.

i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”