warm smiles make you welcome here

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real

why won't you let your words frot.

“can’t believe women fought to work!! i don’t wanna work!!” women have Been Working they fought to get Paid you know that right ?

one person's "ugghh this trope is so overdone" is another person's "oooooohohohohohohohoho"

life is so hard when you’re a very lazy girl by nature but you also want to do a lot of things in your one wild and precious life