now vs then

nobody gives me butterflies anymore y’all just give me brain damage

i know i’m op but mood

should’ve kissed you anyway, my advice is always ruin the friendship, better that than regret it for all time // and you kissed me in a way that’s gonna screw me up forever, you don’t knock anymore and i always knew it that my life would be ruined

Back in the day I didn’t think dan and phil were gay purely bc there was no way the crazy girlies on tumblr who made up infinite chocolate could ever be right about something. Finding out that the crazy girlies were right about 1. them being gay; 2. them being a couple; and 3. THE SECRET APARTMENT never fails to send me into cardiac arrest

And tbh I didn’t think they were straight either in my mind it was a mysterious third option and also none of my business so I never gave any thought to it

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

a guy with killatrav as his instagram handle just married the biggest popstar on the planet. never let anyone bully you into having a more professional email address

thinking about a much younger taylor writing ‘chose the rose garden over madison square’ and believing that she’d have to sacrifice her career in order to have a steady of relationship but in the end, travis turned their back yard into a rose garden to propose and now they’re getting married in madison square