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Jorah: Ok you shouldn't trust Daario
Jorah: Or Arstan; he's suspicious
Jorah: Definitely not Strong Belwas
Jorah: Keep your distance from Illyrio
Jorah: I'm not liking the look of this Grey Worm fellow. Or Xaro. Or Pyat Pree. Or your other bloodriders.
Jorah: Anyone male, really
Dany: Jorah, is there something you want to tell me--
Jorah: NO
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Theon: Wow, this Esgred chick is awesome!
Theon: She's so much funnier and smarter and more badass than normal women!
Theon: I bet she's great in bed.
Theon: Mmmm-hmmm
Theon: OMG can't wait this is gonna rock
Theon: Damn this is like the perfect woman for me
Esgred: LOL actually I'm your sister Asha.
Theon:
Theon:
Theon: fuuuuuuuuck
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Catelyn: Hmm, Littlefinger told me that Tyrion won this dagger betting against Jaime
Catelyn: But they say it isn't true
Catelyn: And that Robert Arryn was going to be fostered at Casterly Rock
Catelyn: But several people have told me otherwise
Catelyn: And he told everyone at court that he took my maidenhood
Catelyn: Which I know is false
Catelyn: I wonder if Littlefinger's been lying to me
Catelyn:
Catelyn:
Catelyn: Nahhhh
Melisandre: So, Azor Ahai is someone born amidst salt and smole
Melisandre: Like on Dragonstone
Melisandre: Someone who had to kill a person very important to them
Melisandre: Who has a connection to fire
Melisandre: Who can wake the dragons
Melisandre: And is a descendant of Aerys and Rhaella Targaryen
Melisandre: Who could it be
Melisandre:
Melisandre:
Melisandre: i know it's Stannis Baratheon
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bastardofashaai: The worst thing about this blog is that I'm afraid I'm going to run out of funny things to say! That's why you should all submit. (broken record, what?) Thank you! :D
Jon: Craster is Gilly's father, but also the father of her child.
Stannis: Her own father got this child on her? I will not suffer such abominations here. This is not King's Landing.
Jon:
Stannis:
Jon:
Stannis: why are you not laughing at my hilarious joke
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Littlefinger: Hey Catelyn
Littlefinger: How are you Catelyn
Littlefinger: You're really pretty Catleyn
Littlefinger: Can I hang out with you Catelyn
Littlefinger: Look I fought a duel for your hand Catelyn
Littlefinger: Catelyn
Littlefinger: Catelyn
Catelyn: Wow, Littlefinger, you're a great friend. Just like a little brother.
Littlefinger:
Littlefinger:
Littlefinger: Hey Sansa
Thank you! And don't worry, I'll keep posting.
However, dear followers, as I do not possess unlimited hilarity (unfortunately), please feel free to submit your own convos! The button is over there on the right. :DDDDD
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Cersei: The king is my son!
Kevan: Aye, and from what I saw of Joffrey, you are as unfit a mother as you are a ruler.
Cersei:
Kevan:
Cersei:
Kevan: OH SNAP
Ned: The next time we meet, we'll talk about your mother.
Jon: But couldn't you just, you know, tell me now? Just in case? Since we probably won't be seeing each other for a long time? Maybe?
Ned: no
Jon: but--
Ned: bye
I love you
I LOVE YOU ALSO. This was the first ask I got and it has given me all the warm fuzzy feelings. Thank you!
Ned: Maybe I was wrong to distrust you.
Littlefinger: Distrusting me was the wisest thing you've done since you climbed off your horse.
Ned:
Ned:
Ned:
Ned: He's probably just kidding
Renly: Loras, stay and help me pray.
Renly: And by pray I mean pray
Renly: Praaaaaaay
Renly: In a totally religious context
Renly: Someone will definitely be on his knees
Loras: Please stop
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Ned: Oh my gods, Cersei's been sleeping with her brother!
Ned: Her children are bastards!
Ned: Bran was crippled because he found out!
Ned: Who should I tell first about this outrage?!
Ned: I know how about Cersei
Stannis: I can shorten your tongue as easily as I did your fingers, smuggler.
Davos: I am your man, Your Grace. So it is your tongue, to do with as you please.
Stannis:
Davos:
Stannis:
Davos:
Stannis: what
Davos: what