Theon: Wow, this Esgred chick is awesome!
Theon: She's so much funnier and smarter and more badass than normal women!
Theon: I bet she's great in bed.
Theon: Mmmm-hmmm
Theon: OMG can't wait this is gonna rock
Theon: Damn this is like the perfect woman for me
Esgred: LOL actually I'm your sister Asha.
Theon:
Theon:
Theon: fuuuuuuuuck











