Gamefreak108

the cats are gonna keep trying until they evolve to a point that they’re actually able to consume plastic. and then global pollution will be over

if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

DONT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE IT CREATES AMMONIA GAS !!!!!!!!!!!!

fucked up in the crib eating wonder gunki

ok but it’s got to have been a lot of fun to be the pirate defense lawyer, for the pirate accused of piracy, to attempt to argue to the pirate judge, in front of a jury of pirate peers, that your client could not possibly be a pirate

Sketch comedy is way older than most of y'all realize

I wish cleffa was real i want to feed it mashed sweet potatoes

i would keep it in one of those baby slings and it wouls metronome and cause me to get squished by meteors but that's okayyyy

i have never successfully articulated anything ever but i got very close, once

i wonder how many they'll need

i hesitate even to speculate