❛ 𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 ╱ 𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓃.

rohan ft. xavier ┋@gam3bois​

❝ xavi, i am not joking when i say that i am ready to disappear into the ocean right now, ❞ rohan groaned, ❝ do you know how much piss i had to clean up today ? i swear to god someone just set their kid loose, no diaper. every time i turned around, there was a new puddle ! i fucking hate it here. ❞

❛ and become a merman or something ? not to hurt your feelings or anything, but i don’t see you as a merman. ❜ the boy twisted his features in disgust as rohan recalled the details, finally stifling a laugh. ❛ oh my god, it’s probably the same snotty kid that wouldn’t eat my spaghetti. next time i see them, i’ll slap a diaper on them myself. never put one on, but it can’t be that hard. i’m pretty sure you should get a bonus for today or at least something. you didn’t sign up to babysit some piss puddles. ❜

nari: OFC IM NOT IN LOVE W NICO

nari: but have u noticed how sometimes i'll be like 'hey nico

nari: one day i'll compliment him so good i can steal from him again.

nari: i mean. for the first time.

nari: ok i stole from him once but it's okay because he doesn't know.

xavi: U HAD ME WORRIED IDK BUT OK THANK GOD

xavi: u stole from him :o

xavi: good for u

xavi: for some reason he hates me so u know if u can ever use that to ur advantage

❛ with the salary you have, you should get yourself an ac - i’m not going to stop you but if someone were to rob it from you, then sounds like an issue. most of europe doesn’t have ac, they’ll live as will you. the ac they can live without, the food? not so much, ever think about taking lessons? cause we know it could help. ❜

❛ if i wasn’t so sure mine would get yoinked right out of the window, i’d get one for sure. it sounds like you’re already eyeing my unit though, so no thanks. i’m not sure what your point is about the food though ? i’m not starving anyone - everyone gets fed. the shrimp scamp last week ? a huge hit. lessons sound like a waste of time. unless you’re paying ? ❜

❛ all these guests can do is complain, why are you on vacation then? to come to the bnb and complain? go enjoy italy before bitching at me about the lack of air condition as if we can afford it, right? you agree?  ❜

❛ you’re going to blame them for wanting air conditioning in the mediterranean ? i want air conditioning and i’m not even paying to live here. it’s annoying when they complain about the food being undercooked or ‘ inedible ‘, but i think air conditioning one is kinda’ valid. ❜

ahoy mateys it’s jen (she/her) : ] i am ..... obsessed w svt & twice and would d word for any animal ever. that’s all u need to know ! xavier’s about, stats, & wanted connections are linked below!!! i’m not happy w/ the font of the stats & wcs and feel like it’s a lil hard to read so i included a mobile link tooooooo : )))  under the read more is jst the quick descriptions from the main ! 

𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓. / 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐒. ( mobile link ) / 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒. ( mobile link )

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