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( muse a ) ISEUL mainly works at the bnb as the SOCIAL MEDIA PERSON, but everyone kind of mixes jobs based on what needs to be done. within the bnb, they’re known as the resident HEDONIST and everyone says the worst thing about them is that they're MISCHIEVOUS. they started working at the bnb because SHE WANTED AN EXCUSE NOT TO GO BACK HOME TO A TERRIBLE GROUP OF “FRIENDS”.

she followed the “perfect” path for most of her life. she even graduated uni with a major in marketing whilst being considered an exemplary student! she didn’t like any of that, though, and not too long after getting a very well paid marketing job in a big corporation, she decided to say FUCK IT. so she left for europe, and traveled around for a few months before ending up at vista laterale. 

she does NOT want to go back home. she’s scared she’ll be stuck back in this lil “mold” she was trapped in before, with the picture perfect aesthetics and the fake friends, and she just CANNOT picture herself dealing with that bullshit anymore. 

iseul uses an android, and she ABSOLUTELY gets pleasure out of how much certain people get ridiculously pissed off by the “twitter for android” thingy that shows up on the tweets she makes on the bnb account.

highkey, iseul probably still has an android rather than an iphone just because she loves pissing people off. she thinks it’s funny!!! and she can still call and text and use the wi-fi and what not, so....... she simply does not feel the need to change her phone. the pros and cons simply don’t lie!!!!!

iseul loves being social and what not!!!!! she tends to get along quite well with the people around her, although she sometimes gets it in her head that they don’t like her (for straight up ridiculous reasons like which leg they crossed over the other leg the first time they met her), and she HATES feeling lonely!!!! she’d rather interact with people who seem to be annoyed by anything she says/does rather than be alone tbh. 

she’s like... an agent of chaos, mixed with a raccoon, mixed with a flirt, mixed with a femme fatale, mixed with a hyperactive toddler, mixed with a demon, mixed with a quirky grandmother, and wrapped up in beauty. 

let me copy-paste a lil bit of what i put in my app regarding her connection with muse i, which i feel says a lot about her food stealing habits: “they all live together. they’re basically all stuck together, right? in a shared space, it only makes sense for food to be shared, especially considering the fact that space isn’t unlimited... really, iseul’s doing everyone a favour by not buying her own groceries and sharing the others’ groceries instead (though they may not exactly be aware of it). otherwise, things would get really cramped in the cupboards and the fridge, and iseul just simply could not stand to see that happening.”

she loves flirting, and so she flirts a lot. she tends to get crushes easily, though, or at least, she pretends she does. fact is, she’s never been in a serious relationship, and the idea of being in one TERRIFIES her. she can definitely have romantic feelings, and actually did have some in the past, but she feels like a relationship seems like SO MUCH WORK!!!!! and that kind of commitment scares her right now since she doesn’t have any experience in it. 

she does have experience in casual relationships, though!!!!! aka mainly physical things!!!!! and maybe she has ghosted some folks when it started to get serious in the past and she got scared of her own feelings......... MAYHAPS!!!!!!

just...... chaos, but in a fun way. attracts attention for the bnb on the social media account bc “haha the social media person sure knows this generation’s humour!” but rlly there’s no thoughts behind it. she’s just vibing. but it works, so!!!!!!

she does think the selfies she posts on the bnb’s account are a BIG reason why they get so many guests, though. she’s not OVERLY confident maybe, but she does know she’s beautiful!!!!! and she will use it to her (and the bnb’s) advantage!!!!!

in the future, i will post lil edits and what not in the future to show more about iseul!!!!!!! but rn i don’t want this to be too long, soooooo.......

here’s iseul!!!!!

( evan mock, cis male, he/him ) XAVIER TIBAYAN has lived in NAPLES, italy for NINE MONTHS. they’re currently TWENTY FOUR years old and a CHEF FOR VISTA LATERALE BNB. people tend to associate them with mismatched socks paired with double-knotted shoelaces, smiley faces drawn against fogged glass, and an out of service phone dangling from an old phone booth.

    ﹟ ⠀  influences﹕

carl  gallagher,  shameless.

karen  smith,  mean  girls.

margot,  legally  blonde.

haley  marshall,  modern  family.

   ﹟ ⠀  basic  stats﹕

birth  name:  chae  nari

nickname(s)  /  alias(es):  nana  +  ri  /  lee

preferred  name:  nari

age  +  dob:  twenty  two  +  aug,  third

hometown:  undetermined,  once  said  manhattan  once  said  chicago?

occupation:  housekeeper  +  pickpocket  +  full  time  dumb  bitch

ethnicity:  korean

nationality:  american

gender:  cis  woman

pronouns:  she  +  her

orientation:  demi  sexual  +  demi  romantic

faceclaim:  kim  yerim

﹟ ⠀  intraperson﹕

(  +  )  positives:  charismatic,  perceptive,  intrepid,

(  -  )  negatives:  thoughtless,  impetuous,  equivocal,

labels:  the  icarian,  the  bubble  brain,

natal  chart:  leo  sun,  libra  moon,  libra  rising

moral  alignment:  chaotic  neutral

hogwarts  house:  ravenclaw  (  i  know...  )

languages  spoken:  english  +  korean  +  italian  +  conversational  french  but  in  a  bad  way

exterior:  just...  clueless  in  the  way  that  you  can  tell  that  she’s  experiencing  thoughts  but  refuses  to  acknowledge  them.  always  sort  of  thinking  of  the  most  reckless  thing  to  do  and/or  the  most  mundane,  first  grade-esque  question  in  the  world.  can  come  off  as  both  superficial  and  egoistic,  because  she  is  –  just  doesn’t  care  enough  about  people  other  than  herself.  allows  herself  to  be  a  bimbo  because  old  men  love  it  and  she’s  excited  to  marry  rich  (  but  also  will  never  give  a  man  the  time  of  day  ).

interior:  theoretically,  brainy,  but  in  practice?  technically  yes  because  there’s  a  plan  for  everything,  but  these  days  kind  of  just  stares  off  into  space  like  she’s  a  widow  (  because  as  far  as  she’s  concerned,  she  is  ).  kind  of  conniving  because  there’s  a  reason  she  does  everything,  but  nobody  at  the  bnb  is  worth  conning  so  she  just  barely  does  her  job  and  watches  bad  things  happen  at  the  bnb  without  helping  out  <3

   ﹟ ⠀  dossier﹕  trigger  warnings

the  circumstances  that  nari  is  born  into  is  :/  unfortunate.  she  is  the  youngest  of  five  kids  and  kind  of  just  hangs  around  while  her  family  remains  dirt  poor  and  her  parents  try  (  in  theory  )  to  give  their  children  good  lives.  but,  while  nari’s  siblings  are  working  hard  and  getting  themselves  on  the  right  path,  she’s  busy  sitting  in  the  kiddie  pool  at  the  local  park  with  pink  sunglasses  on,  dreaming  of  a  lazy  life  because  –  she’s  lazy.  her  eldest  sister  dreams  of  becoming  a  politician,  her  brothers  want  to  become  businessmen  and  nari  wants  to  be  a  trophy  wife  ...  so.

anyway,  her  parents  sort  of  turn  a  blind  eye  the  first  time  she  brings  a  wallet  home  and  says  “oopsies!”,  meaning  they  don’t  outright  discipline  her  for  being  a  thief.  too  bad,  so  sad  –  she  gets  caught  once  when  she’s  younger  and  that’s  when  she  learns  that  her  crying  can  get  her  out  of  anything.  not  only  is  she  a  notoriously  beautiful  crier,  she  can  also  be  super  loud  and  obnoxious  about  it  and  a  screaming  nari  just  :/  isn’t  the  way  to  go,  so  she  learns  all  the  skills  she  needs  to  learn  when  she’s  growing  up.

but,  she  gets  caught  again  when  she’s  fourteen  and  her  parents  suddenly  grow  a  conscience  and  send  her  to  live  with  her  scatter-brained  aunt.  aunt  sissy  isn’t  even  related  to  either  of  her  parents,  but  she’s  a  family  friend  of  a  family  friend  and  somehow  nari  ends  up  in  a  stupid  rv  with  a  great  dane  and  a  woman  older  than  both  of  her  parents.  her  outlook  on  life  doesn’t  really  change,  since  from  ages  fourteen  to  sixteen,  she  watches  aunt  sissy  finesse  her  way  into  fancy  dinners  and  onto  yachts.  

anyway,  when  nari  runs  away  at  sixteen,  she  spends  an  entire  year  with  a  rich  family  in  the  hamptons  because  she  pretends  to  be  a  stranded  heiress  from  south  korea  :/  don’t  know  how  it  worked  honestly,  but  it  did  and  she’s  better  for  it.  she  leaves  at  seventeen  to  live  in  nyc,  somehow  wrangles  her  way  into  a  terrible  apartment  when  she’s  eighteen  after  spending  a  year  sofa  surfing.  started  a  job  as  a  housekeeper  in  a  high  end  hotel  and  stayed  there  for  ...  a  bit.

definitely  was  a  little  bit  of  a  rat  in  nyc,  pickpocketing  and  stealing  for  fun  and  for  necessity.  when  she  turned  twenty  one,  was  promoted  to  a  concierge  which  she  only  really  worked  for  a  couple  of  months  (  literally  one  month  tbh  )  before  she  surprised  her  s/o  with  a  trip  to  italy  because  <3  romance  <3  and  then  got  to  italy  and  was  like  “we  should  break  up”  so.

now  she’s  here,  cried  her  way  into  the  bnb  and  into  a  job,  sorry  to  nico  n  nolan  because  she’s  a  nightmare.  she’s  still  flat  broke  but  pretends  like  she  isn’t  out  of  spite  to  muse  i  and  refuses  to  leave  because  nari’s  never  lost  a  break  up  and  she’s  just  too  sexy  to  lose  now  (  her  words,  not  mine  )

  ﹟ ⠀  headcanons﹕

so,  here’s  the  thing:  nari  has  always  been  poor.  her  parents  aren’t  bad  people,  they’re  just  unfortunate  and  all  nari  could  do  as  a  child  was  learn  how  to  pickpocket  (  among  other  things  ).  unfortunately  for  the  entire  world,  nari  is  really,  really  good  at  it.  she’s  good  at  pickpocketing  and  stealing  and  lying  and  crying  on  cue;  she’s  just  all  too  good  at  playing  the  damsel  in  distress  to  lie  and  cheat  her  way  through  life  –  and  since  no  charge  has  ever  really,  well,  stuck,  she  hasn’t  stopped.

genuinely,  actually  really  smart  but  has  never  actually  used  her  brain  cell  for  anything  other  than  crime  –  because,  why  bother?  bottom  of  the  barrel,  she  really  never  thought  that  she  had  a  chance  at  getting  into  a  good  school  anyway  without  burying  herself  in  debt,  so  has  spent  her  life  just  trying  to  build  an  underground  syndicate  while  being  way  too  self  centered  to  ever  have  anything  kick  off;  she’s  literally  so,  so,  stupid  despite  having  a  photographic  memory  and  a  surprisingly  high  iq.  would  rather  be  a  dumb  hot  girl  than  a  smart  hot  girl  for  some  reason?

doesn’t  really  have  anything  to  go  back  to  outside  of  italy,  honestly.  had  an  okay-ish  life  in  new  york  city,  but  the  bills  would  barely  be  paid  and  there’s  only  so  much  that  pickpocketing  +  stealing  can  do  for  a  girl.  she  did  used  to  have  a  job  as  a  concierge  at  a  high  class  hotel,  but  rich  people  treat  poor  people  terribly  and  there  were  rumors  that  she  had  been  stealing  from  guests;  which,  how  scandalous,  she  would  absolutely  never!  “i  can’t  even  get  the  keys  to  work  on  the  first  try?”

   ﹟ ⠀  wanted  connections﹕

everything  plus  angst  and  fluff  and  crack  and  spiderman  memes  <3

  ﹟ ⠀ conclusion﹕