would die for Travis McElroy

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

I like it when songs do that thing where the chorus changes to get more upset or incensed each time

While watching the Tinkerbell film franchise we can see that pixie hollow functions differently to our own society, for example while all the fairys work in assigned jobs, we never see any evidence that they receive money for their work, furthermore we never see any fairys spending money, however they seem to have all their essentials provided for them. When Tinkerbell arrives at pixie hollow she is assigned a house, and we see that each fairy receives a daily ration of pixie dust. Even when Tinkerbell abandons her job in the first movie we still see her receiving pixie dust. By watching the films critically we can deduce that pixie hollow is a communist utopia that uses no form of currency. In this essay I will

i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger

dont you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that’s true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr…. it will be interesting again” and you’re like “ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss” & promptly get right back to doing fuck all

How dare you call me out like this

I’ve started calling this “Digital Pacing” and since naming it, it’s helped me recognize the pattern before I’ve fallen too long into its trap.

If you’re Digital Pacing here on me then GO AWAY and do your thing. I’m not going to be interesting right now and you’re stressing me out watching

guy who has the cilantro gene but doesn’t notice/care because he also likes the taste of soap

Guy who’s named Cilantro Gene because he likes cilantro

Real

Are you the "I will eat the good food first and let the bad come last" neurodivergent or the "I will suffer through the bad food first so I can end with the good" neurodivergent?

Yeah that introduction of blackbeard as a straight up genius who had the whole spanish navy situation under control from the moment he saw the frankfurt clouds and made all the calculations in his head but kept quiet bc he was bored and also lives for a good last minute solution drama, only to be told that he made a stupid avoidable mistake therefore his master plan is ruined, and his reaction being immediatly surrendering to frustration and certain death? yeah, that's iconic adhd behavior, hang in there my man.

david jenkins looking at the skeleton stabbing the heart on blackbeard's flag and going "that happened because blackbeard had a really bad breakup with his boyfriend" is the best thing to happen to screenwriting in decades