"omg is that a lesbian"

el muchacho monday

but what i REALLY need is a gif of the symbiote cell bumping into the other cells to portray how Evil it is

#tiny wordless symb voice: fuck off. fuck off. fuck off. fuck off. fuck off. fuck o

consider this: wheelchairs should be free

Consider this: if you need it to live it should be affordable

consider this: if you need it to live, it should be free

The Total Drama fandom is the funniest thing in this fucking hellsite and I don't know how they do it.

maneater monday

I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down”

op what is it like knowing your dad is the funniest motherfucker on the planet

This is gonna sound fucked up but i love tight grapes. You know what I mean when the grape is nice and tight and ur incisors pierce thru them like needles popping a balloon

surface tension is literally the most important quality of a grape end of discussion