abandoned

the receptionist was so scandalized when i told her my male cat was named daffodil. “but that’s a flower” she kept saying “why would you name a boy after a flower” like lady…..it’s a cat…..

like when i went in she went “and here’s little miss daffodil” and i corrected her with “actually, he’s a boy” and the woman just fucking short circuited. “you named a boy cat daffodil?” “yes.” “but that’s a girl’s name” like lady….it’s a flower

#cis people would gender noodles if they could#spaghetti is male#alfredo is male#angel hair pasta?#a beautiful lady (via fenrisprotector)

i want to be the opposite of an influencer i want to use sex appeal to discourage people from buying things

ppl who pit goth girls and barbie girls against each other are miniature-brained. we are two sides of the same coin

i get so many compliments from goth girls like i’ll literally be abt to tell them i love their outfit and they’ll beat me to it 😭they Get It

if i don’t know anyone/have anyone to talk to at a social function and i spot or am spotted by a goth girl we immediately gravitate toward each other and start  a conversation. like every time

smth about the mutual recognition of choosing commitment to the concept over not getting looked at like you’re nuts lol. like okay clearly you have your priorities straight, what’s up

yall haven’t written the next chapter of ur fanfic and it really shows

NO ONE GO OUTSIDE. THE SUN JUST TOOK OUT A SNIPER RIFLE & ITS SHOOTING PEOPLE. DONT GO OUTSIDE