Glitter / Gore + Rage / Ruin

Who knows what the fuck is up with Aquarius? None of you motherfuckers, so let's get to it.

I already know what you bitches are thinking: aliens, talkin bout a revolution, freedom, no feelings, a humanitarian. Classic, but no. Mainstream Astrology missed the point.

Aquarius is actually all about management and organization. Before you’re like, “what a joke every Aquarius I know is a repressed mess,” just listen. The string that connects every Aquarius heavy bitch in these streets is that they want to contribute something to the world. Now, what that contribution looks like is gonna look different to every Aquarius - they’re not all on some save the children time travel gluten free Illuminati bakery bullshit. Some of these babies want to keep their changes real low-key and close to home. But to contribute anything meaningful to anyone, you gotta have your shit together.

Aquarius needs to learn responsibility or they ain’t contributing shit but a chaotic mess that no one else can understand. This isn’t a Capricorn “I will personally carry the woes of the world” type of responsibility. It’s an “I need to be responsible for myself and run my shit correctly so I can have it together enough to change the game” type of responsibility. For as much as Aquarius wants to rock the world, it’s gotta learn very personal lessons: accountability and responsibility. Yes, Aquarius wants dank freedom and unadulterated individuality. But to really be “free,” you need to be you need to be 100% on top of your choices. For Aquarius, that looks like not only being aware of themselve, but also being aware of how their personal decisions are going affect everybody else around them. Serious business.

So, what does every Aquarius heavy bitch need to get their shit together so they can change the game? Mental discipline. Part of the true brilliance of Aquarius is their ability to tap into deep ass wisdom, wherever, whenever. But if you can’t organize your thoughts enough to communicate them then you’re as good as useless!! If every experience in your life just feels like a random event and you can’t make sense of how that shit fits together, you’re just floating around dazed and confused!! Not a good look. Aquarius - stay focused. Pay attention to your choices and their consequences. When Aquarius takes control of their mind, they can clearly see how things are connected and how people, places and things can be organized to function better. It’s a beautiful thing.

When Aquarius heavy people get healthy and let go of their ridiculously unaccountable way of living life, they become some of the most brilliant, grounded, progressive bitches on the planet. But before you get to changing the world, Aquarius, you gotta change yourself. Age old wisdom for you water bearing bitches. Towel off, go get your shit together, and then show us all how its done.

Peace, bitches.

finally

At the time artists started painting still life (early renaissance), painters didn’t bother with meanings at all. It was a technical exercise. Seeing how good their techniques were

But painting is expensive as fuck and you gotta pay for pigments and shit, so you had to be able to sell your shitty still life, to the people who pay for your pigments and shit. But they didn’t want still life paintings, because it was… just food….. They wanted Jesus and bible scenes and such. Not apples and shit. Because rich people loved religion. And were pretentious as fuck. Why have an apple painting at home when you can have men freaking out over zombie Jesus

So artists were like ok, see, you don’t get it. The apple refers to the original sin, and all the fruits represent your wealth and such. But the skull’s there to remind you that your wealth doesn’t matter, you’ll die someday anyway

Because that was a popular thing at the time, being rich but having symbolic stuff that remind you that you’ll die someday despite being rich. Rich people were weird. And pretentious

So painters BULLSHITTED all that symbolic stuff around the things they put in their still life paintings to make the boring painting exercises appealing to the gullible (and pretentious) rich people that commissioned them. And rich people gobbled it aaaalllllll up

And that’s how we still have still life paintings from most famous renaissance artists today and that they’re in such good condition, because still life paintings became THE shit amongst rich people and they bought them and kept them at home. Instead of remaining stuck in a dusty, shitty painting workshop, to be forgotten beneath tons of other stuff and rot

And there was this whole lexicon and symbolism dictionary created around still life paintings at the time, like each object was meant to represent something and there began to be conventions and stuff

But they only ever were technical painting exercises

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