Otterly Riddikulus

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

Your calendrically-appropriate post for the day.

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

This my bebe. Bebe is bigger than me. Strong bebe

Stronk bebe. Good bebe.

Omfg @figmentsoffiction hoard of junkfood!!!!

YARN!

Art is by Iguanamouth - who has a shop where they sell prints of these!!!

You can almost feel the sheer  joy radiating from these dragons.

headcanon that the hoard of kittens goes to the hoard of cats when they grow up

That girl goes through boys like Hogwarts goes through defense against the dark arts teachers.

So, one boy a year? And each one unique, diverse and interesting? Good for her.

#idk that first guy was soo two faced (x)

And the second was SUCH a poser.

The third was pretty cool. Complete animal sometimes though.

The fourth one was a completely different person when he drank, though

The fifth one was practically satan 

sixth one wouldn’t shut the fuck up about his ex

oh, and the seventh one had all these ‘torture kinks.’ weird, amirite.

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with: The Internet.

archiveofourown.org: Graphic Depictions of Gluten, doughut/sprinkles, doughnut/glaze, doughnut/sprinkles/glaze, doughnut - character, sprinkles - character, glaze - character, dsg threesome, first time, morning doughnuts, AU - doughnutverse, omg i don’t even know, knotting

Buzzfeed: 8 Donuts whose secret ingredients will shock you

best post on this website.

Watch with sound.

@asilversnake

ITworries me how many of these I’d watch.

My father had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later, but once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice, be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice, then destroy them.

Destroy them