some people lie but they're looking for magic

*taking a third sip of chamomile tea* bro are you feeling this i feel so warm inside dude just take another sip it’ll kick in soon 

Two planes having kiss

Latios and Latias

Being attracted to men is an endless cycle of “Wow he’s good looking” and watching that man do the absolute most to show you he’s hideous on the inside.

you ever been 2 seconds from a psychotic break because you cant get a necklace hooked

No matter how old you are, an empty wrapping paper tube is still fun to bonk someone over the head with.

next time i’m opening up to someone is my autopsy

feel this on a spiritual level

#like a gazelle #if gazelles flailed across the plains #dodging lions by sheer luck [via hoechlinth]

This reads like a plot synopsis