outlaw ☆ hero

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❝ Not all of us are here because of a love of battle, you know. ❞ ❝ You bore a few cuts, but you’re still whole. Can you stand? ❞ ❝ You’re barely old enough to be a man/woman. You shouldn’t be forced to wield a sword. ❞ ❝ I’ve laughed in the face of death far too many times to give up now. ❞ ❝ Well…so much for peaceful negotiations… ❞ ❝ You’re no good to anyone if you’re locked away in a dungeon! ❞ ❝ It’s been a long time since we did anything together. Too long. ❞ ❝ I don’t know what I’d do if you weren’t here…If something happened to you… ❞  ❝ Impeccable timing. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you were waiting here all along. ❞ ❝ If you ever want to see your home again, you’ll do exactly as I say. ❞ ❝ If a dungeon’s waiting for us at the end of the night, it’d best have a change of wardrobe. ❞ ❝ With each passing day, the world finds new and exciting ways to kill a man. ❞ ❝ Our ranks grow by the hour…and our troubles with them. ❞ ❝ You have a lot to learn before we even get started on your thievery. ❞ ❝ Relax, it’s just a corpse. Jump at every little thing and you’ll wear yourself out. ❞ ❝ Remember what curiosity killed. Just a friendly word of advice. ❞ ❝ You’re the one that stinks, hamshank! Hear me now? ❞ ❝ …Now is looking like a good time for us to leave. ❞ ❝ Those that do not show respect will receive none in kind. ❞ ❝ I trusted you. I trusted you and I lost everything. ❞ ❝ Believe what you want to, whatever it takes to make you happy. What’s done is done. ❞ ❝ Our paths keep crossing, yours and mine. It’s more than just coincidence. ❞ ❝ I know this wasn’t your fault…I see that now. ❞ ❝ Misunderstanding? What I’m understanding is that they took ____ because of you! ❞ ❝ Do me a favour and stay where I can keep my eye on you. ❞ ❝ Don’t worry. I don’t know what’s in there, but you’re in good hands. ❞   ❝ Keep your snout in the trough where it belongs. ❞ ❝ Not exactly earning high marks for originality, are we? ❞ ❝ I will see to it that you are kept from harm. It is my duty now. ❞   ❝ Why spare my life now? Would you have me live in shame? ❞ ❝ I will not place my trust in the sword of a traitor! ❞ ❝ You may be royal, but without proof of your identity, you are powerless. ❞ ❝ In my line of work, you never know when something like this might come in handy. ❞ ❝ You’re a pirate, aren’t you? Then steal me. Is that so much to ask? ❞ ❝ How much is the price on your head these days, I wonder? ❞ ❝ It’s tough being popular. I hope no admirers drop in while we’re gone. ❞   ❝ You don’t have to worry about me. I’m tougher than I look. ❞ ❝ Call me old fashioned, but I was hoping for a treasure whose worth we could measure. ❞ ❝ Well, at least your sword is to the point. ❞ ❝ I always knew you didn’t take to being tied up. I just never knew how much… ❞ ❝ If I could protect just one person from war’s horror, I would bare any shame proudly. ❞ ❝ You’ve let your eyes betray your heart. ❞ ❝ You can never know another, not even your father / mother. ❞ ❝ I am simply myself, no more and no less. And I want only to be free. ❞ ❝ The past can bind a man as surely as irons. ❞ ❝ Too late and to their sorrow do those who misplace their trust in Gods learn their fate. ❞ ❝ The stain of your blood shall be washed clean from history’s weave. ❞ ❝ I slew your King. I slew your country. Do these deeds not demand vengeance? ❞ ❝ Good! Find your wrath! Take up your sword! Fight and serve those who died before you! ❞ ❝ DON’T LISTEN TO ____’S LIES!!! ❞ ❝ I hope you haven’t forgotten my role in this little story. ❞ ❝ You know what they say about the leading man? He never dies. ❞ ❝ Not the first time I’ve heard that joke. I’m still not laughing. ❞ ❝ I’d say you’re in more of a supporting role. ❞ ❝ I won my freedom. Yet my past had been cut away forever. ❞ ❝ Watch and mark you the suffering of one who must rule, yet lacks the power. ❞ ❝ You know what? I’m through with it - I’m through running. I’m ready to find my purpose. ❞ ❝ Who said anything about being strong? You’ll make it. You got good friends. ❞ ❝ I am the leading man. Might need to do something heroic. ❞ ❝ Wield your hatred and crush me. I welcome it! ❞ ❝ My hands are already stained with blood. I see little reason to stay them now. ❞ ❝ What am I to do with those who would oppose me…but show them death? ❞ ❝ This whole affair has the smell of money. I may have to wet my beak a little. ❞ ❝ Spend your pity elsewhere. If you are so set on running, hadn’t you best be off? ❞ ❝ You shall not tread this path alone. Together we go… ❞

        ‘    thought you liked to live on the wild weird side there star tool.   ‘

     ❛   LORD . it’s star lord    —————   no offense , jess , but i don’t trust ANYONE with my girl . except rocket , but he knows what he’s doing .   ❜ 

There’s a JOLT when he wakes up. Something falls in the room he’s sleeping in from the ship lurching and Rocket’s ears pick up a brief argument between Thor and Nebula. A grumble under his breath as he wipes at his nose, washing his paws like he usually does when he was under some sort of great stress and when he pulls back– they’re wet. Tears falling from his eyes that well up and cloud his vision and he get’s mad again. Mad at himself. Mad at Quill. Mad at Gamora. Groot. Drax. Mantis. They left him. They left him. It should of been him. He was the one with the short life span. Why couldn’t that dumb snap take him. He curls up in himself, his tail wrapping around and he buries his head underneath his arms. ❝ If that’s you tryin’ to communicate or haunt my ass from the other side– shut up. I’m trying to sleep… you assholes…. leavin’ me alone…. ❞

Flark you flarkin’ flarks and you’re krutakin’ glorbnuts toaster I hope you like 200 of them you flark-nuts.

@galaxysavior​​  /    starter call !

     ❛   careful , kid . you’ll get rabies  !   ❜     he’s totally not laughing , except that he is totally laughing .     ❛   what’d you do to piss him off  ?   ❜ 

          ❛  I can go in with you.  I won’t interfere.  I just want to see what we’re dealing with.  ❜  

there’s a sigh , the exasperated tone of someone who’s ready to give up   ;   he throws an arm around the man’s shoulders   &   pulls him closer .   shiro might stick out like a NEON SIGN in the kritha homeworld but , so do a walking tree   &   a small raccoon carrying guns .     ❛   we’ll just have to teach you how to look like an outlaw then . rule number one   ————   ya gotta RELAX . lose that tension . just let it go . nobody’s a hero in there , or a soldier . so don’t act like either  !   ❜

          She can’t help but start off on another exhibition of discovery. The planet was far too big to be dedicated to simple minded creatures     there has to be more to it than that. There has to be something. Who would have thought alien life would be so      boring. 

the person he encounters , however , breaks all expectation .   humanoid , yeah .   possibly   ..   terran  ?   unlikely , but not IMPOSSIBLE .     ❛   you look a little lost there . let me guess , took two lefts instead of one right .   ❜