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SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK CLUB !
    i know what youâre thinking â scratch why arenât you working on replies? you promised the peopleTM starters! i hear you, i do, and iâm working on that, but i just wanted to take a moment to love on some of my favorite blogs i like to admire when felicia doesnât want to play nice (which is like 95% of the time). so hereâs my â THEYâRE MY FRIENDS, DAD sheeshâ list brought to you by your friendly neighborhood cat thief !
the catâs meow !
@octhbound, @triggeritch, @lacksvisibility, @coltspirit, @maskworn, @microthief, @lacksliability, @lackspurpose, @purrpetrator, @justshadesofgrey, @owndemon, @crusadingbat, @underoosed, @adentincrime, @redheadliner, @mercwiththemouth, @silverstays, @fiteyspidey, @firefated, @thievesgambit, @onlyrogue @galaxysavior, @wallphasing, @badlvckkitty, @cajuun, @nighthealer, @fortunefavour, @notarodent, @wallcravvler and most importantly you, you cute little thing you.
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HELLO LADIES   ââââââ  look at your man , now back to me , now back at your man , now back to me . SADLY , he isnât me , but if he stopped living on earth , doing old boring earth things and flew into space , he could pretend to be like me .
look down , back up , where are you ? youâre on a spaceship with the man your man could be like .Â
whatâs in your hand , back at me . i have it , itâs an infinity stone that can save your world . look again , the infinity stone is now credits . anything is possible when your man is in space and not earth .Â
iâm on a spaceship .
SENTENCE STARTERS | FINAL FANTASY XII
â Not all of us are here because of a love of battle, you know. â â You bore a few cuts, but youâre still whole. Can you stand? â â Youâre barely old enough to be a man/woman. You shouldnât be forced to wield a sword. â â Iâve laughed in the face of death far too many times to give up now. â â WellâŚso much for peaceful negotiations⌠â â Youâre no good to anyone if youâre locked away in a dungeon! â â Itâs been a long time since we did anything together. Too long. â â I donât know what Iâd do if you werenât hereâŚIf something happened to you⌠â â Impeccable timing. If I didnât know any better, Iâd say you were waiting here all along. â â If you ever want to see your home again, youâll do exactly as I say. â â If a dungeonâs waiting for us at the end of the night, itâd best have a change of wardrobe. â â With each passing day, the world finds new and exciting ways to kill a man. â â Our ranks grow by the hourâŚand our troubles with them. â â You have a lot to learn before we even get started on your thievery. â â Relax, itâs just a corpse. Jump at every little thing and youâll wear yourself out. â â Remember what curiosity killed. Just a friendly word of advice. â â Youâre the one that stinks, hamshank! Hear me now? â â âŚNow is looking like a good time for us to leave. â â Those that do not show respect will receive none in kind. â â I trusted you. I trusted you and I lost everything. â â Believe what you want to, whatever it takes to make you happy. Whatâs done is done. â â Our paths keep crossing, yours and mine. Itâs more than just coincidence. â â I know this wasnât your faultâŚI see that now. â â Misunderstanding? What Iâm understanding is that they took ____ because of you! â â Do me a favour and stay where I can keep my eye on you. â â Donât worry. I donât know whatâs in there, but youâre in good hands. â  â Keep your snout in the trough where it belongs. â â Not exactly earning high marks for originality, are we? â â I will see to it that you are kept from harm. It is my duty now. â  â Why spare my life now? Would you have me live in shame? â â I will not place my trust in the sword of a traitor! â â You may be royal, but without proof of your identity, you are powerless. â â In my line of work, you never know when something like this might come in handy. â â Youâre a pirate, arenât you? Then steal me. Is that so much to ask? â â How much is the price on your head these days, I wonder? â â Itâs tough being popular. I hope no admirers drop in while weâre gone. â  â You donât have to worry about me. Iâm tougher than I look. â â Call me old fashioned, but I was hoping for a treasure whose worth we could measure. â â Well, at least your sword is to the point. â â I always knew you didnât take to being tied up. I just never knew how much⌠â â If I could protect just one person from warâs horror, I would bare any shame proudly. â â Youâve let your eyes betray your heart. â â You can never know another, not even your father / mother. â â I am simply myself, no more and no less. And I want only to be free. â â The past can bind a man as surely as irons. â â Too late and to their sorrow do those who misplace their trust in Gods learn their fate. â â The stain of your blood shall be washed clean from historyâs weave. â â I slew your King. I slew your country. Do these deeds not demand vengeance? â â Good! Find your wrath! Take up your sword! Fight and serve those who died before you! â â DONâT LISTEN TO ____âS LIES!!! â â I hope you havenât forgotten my role in this little story. â â You know what they say about the leading man? He never dies. â â Not the first time Iâve heard that joke. Iâm still not laughing. â â Iâd say youâre in more of a supporting role. â â I won my freedom. Yet my past had been cut away forever. â â Watch and mark you the suffering of one who must rule, yet lacks the power. â â You know what? Iâm through with it - Iâm through running. Iâm ready to find my purpose. â â Who said anything about being strong? Youâll make it. You got good friends. â â I am the leading man. Might need to do something heroic. â â Wield your hatred and crush me. I welcome it! â â My hands are already stained with blood. I see little reason to stay them now. â â What am I to do with those who would oppose meâŚbut show them death? â â This whole affair has the smell of money. I may have to wet my beak a little. â â Spend your pity elsewhere. If you are so set on running, hadnât you best be off? â â You shall not tread this path alone. Together we go⌠â

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galaxysavior replied to your post: so if iâm drunk and youâre drunk, whoâs flyingâŚ
iâll teach you how to fly only if youâre sober.
     â  thought you liked to live on the wild weird side there star tool.  â
   â  LORD . itâs star lord  âââââ  no offense , jess , but i donât trust ANYONE with my girl . except rocket , but he knows what heâs doing .  âÂ
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spider - kidâ  â ⊠) â â
    â    WHAT !    â   oh god , &. i just shocked him. heâs going to come back to melt my face.    â    my spider - sense went off ! it started ticking like a bomb ! what did you want me to do !    â Â
   â  guess we should start saying GOODBYE . you shouldnât have messed with space raccoons ! theyâre DEADLY .  â   at least THAT part is true .   â  what does that mean , whatâs a spider - sense ? uh , how about NOT throw out a perfectly good toaster ! to start with ! also , donât pick a fight with a genius , no matter how small he is .  â
â i know that it makes it easier for you if you make me the enemy, but iâm not. â
PUNISHER SENTENCE STARTERS â NOT ACCEPTING
ANGER. Anger is the thing thatâs sitting in his chest. ( Or was it sadness. Bitterness. All mixed together and the only thing Rocket can really emote out was anger. ) Because sadness? That wasnât his thing. Bitterness? Well he could be bitter till the ends of time. But sadness was a weakness. It showed you were vulnerable. It showed the other person just how to pluck your strings and make you weakâ sadness was a dark, empty cage with no light and barely enough food. Sadness was being torn apart and put together again only to be made into this. This monster. And now sadness was this. This moment. Or maybe it was the moment that he watched Groot turn to ash in his eyes. How he heard him call out I am Groot ( dad ) right before he disappeared. Or maybe it was the next moment when he tried to contact Quill, or Gamora, or Drax, Or Mantis and got nothing. Not a response. Not peep. Just static. And when he tried to find their tracersâŚ.? Wellâ it was like they never existed. So this moment this right here. As Rocket stood facing his friends with tears in his eyes. Pointing at all them, anger in his voice that didnât have the venom to it. Not the bite that usually followed. Just sadness. And Rocket can see it on their faces that they didnât mean to leave him. Peterâs words were evidence to that, telling him that he can put them blame on him if he wants. Grootâs hand stretched out with a smile on his face even more evidence to that statement. The older treeâ wait. He was older. OlderâŚ? Groot wasnât older when he diedâ
Thereâs a JOLT when he wakes up. Something falls in the room heâs sleeping in from the ship lurching and Rocketâs ears pick up a brief argument between Thor and Nebula. A grumble under his breath as he wipes at his nose, washing his paws like he usually does when he was under some sort of great stress and when he pulls backâ theyâre wet. Tears falling from his eyes that well up and cloud his vision and he getâs mad again. Mad at himself. Mad at Quill. Mad at Gamora. Groot. Drax. Mantis. They left him. They left him. It should of been him. He was the one with the short life span. Why couldnât that dumb snap take him. He curls up in himself, his tail wrapping around and he buries his head underneath his arms. â If thatâs you tryinâ to communicate or haunt my ass from the other sideâ shut up. Iâm trying to sleep⌠you assholesâŚ. leavinâ me aloneâŚ. â

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jessâ â ⊠) â â
   â    who ACTUALLY says that ? thatâs like   âŚâŚ.   movie cliche number SIX. youâre telling me you wouldnât say that IF you had a lawn ?   âââââ   more water than dirt , but SURE , i guess. but that would technically make us DIRT PEOPLE &. you half dirt people.    â Â
   â  OLD PEOPLE , thatâs who ! cranky old dirt people . iâve never had a lawn , why would i say that ?   âââââ  fine , fine . ocean then . just SLIGHTLY better than dirt .  â
spider - kid â ⊠) â â
   â    he has rabies !    â  he bit me once already ! RABIES !?     â    wha  âŚ.  i donât know ! i threw out a toaster &. he started going postal !    â Â
   â  space rabies . theyâre SUPER dangerous . your skin will MELT OFF .   â   rocket is going to kick his ass for spreading lies .   â  why would you throw out a perfectly good toaster ! what is WRONG with you ?  â
@galaxysavior & @wallphasing said: Toaster Toaster
Flark you flarkinâ flarks and youâre krutakinâ glorbnuts toaster I hope you like 200 of them you flark-nuts.
hey , remember when we had a toaster onboard ? and i could eat toast in the mornings ? i miss that .
    â    your trash panda tried to bite me !    â Â
@galaxysaviorââ Â / Â Â starter call !
   â  careful , kid . youâll get rabies !  â   heâs totally not laughing , except that he is totally laughing .     â  whatâd you do to piss him off ?  âÂ

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@galaxysavior á´á´É´á´ÉŞÉ´á´á´á´ ę°Ęá´á´ Ęá´Ęá´.
   Stress bleached hair , scar burned across his nose , synthetic weaponized prosthetic , a sense of leadership in his stride ââ he stands out in a crowd. Even without his armor he holds himself like the disciplined officer he once was ; the vibe that with every breath he fights for some ultimate cause. His arms crossed tight and a bit of a pout across his face ( sá´á´á´á´ Ęá´á´á´Ąá´á´É´ á´ sá´á´á´ĄĘ á´É´á´ á´ ÉŞsá´á´á´á´ÉŞÉ´á´á´á´É´á´Â ) the Paladin looks into the shaded establishment and drums a mechanical finger against his jacketâs sleeve.  â I might be a Paladin , but you forget I was once a prisoner ââ a gladiator. They donât know Iâm a part of Voltron. â   Except  for the part of the universe where he is more akin to a movie star. Â
     â I can go in with you. I wonât interfere. I just want to see what weâre dealing with. â Â
heâs trying to be nice , to not point out EVERYTHING about shiro that makes him , well   ââââ  shiro .  he walks like a hero , just barely missing a CAPE  &  a hilarious name to go with it .   itâs a hard thing to shed , the mantle of defender .  peter doesnât think the paladin is capable of it , heâs just not the type to walk away from justice   &  everything that goes with it .   â  no way , i always forget that ,  â   wry smile at that .   â  i wonder why .  â   if heâs heard of voltron by NOW , then certainly so has the rest of the universe .     â  youâll gonna stand out like a sore thumb, dude .  â
thereâs a sigh , the exasperated tone of someone whoâs ready to give up   ;  he throws an arm around the manâs shoulders  &  pulls him closer .  shiro might stick out like a NEON SIGN in the kritha homeworld but , so do a walking tree   &  a small raccoon carrying guns .   â  weâll just have to teach you how to look like an outlaw then . rule number one  ââââ  ya gotta RELAX . lose that tension . just let it go . nobodyâs a hero in there , or a soldier . so donât act like either  !  â
 sá´á´Ęá´á´Ę Ňá´Ę â§ @galaxysavior â§
     Sheâd been stranded on the planet for WEEKS now, her food supply limited to what she hoped wasnât poisonous berries that smelled odd and out of place. The life forms sheâs encountered were proving to dwindle on an intellectual level as well    but itâs all she has to talk to when the radio silence became too much or when the static left her mind swarming with the infinite possibilities that theyâd lost her signal eons away. She doesnât have it in her to switch frequencies to send out distress calls or put herself in danger anymore than she had. Was it impulsive to use the test on herself? Perhaps, but theyâd planned small before hand.Â
     She never intended to go as far as galaxies away.Â
     Sheâd come to the fact days before she might never return to her home either    OR get off this mundane planet.Â
     She canât help but start off on another exhibition of discovery. The planet was far too big to be dedicated to simple minded creatures    there has to be more to it than that. There has to be something. Who would have thought alien life would be so    boring.Â
a signal pings in the middle of nowhere , in one of the most dull star systems there are in that quadrant of deep space .   nothing as far as the eye can see , nothing INTERESTING at least  ;  most planets are pretty , sure , but they lack stimulation of any kind   âââ  no decent bars to begin with .  so , with nowhere else to be , he drifts along , locking onto the dot dot dot on the scanner .  primitive for that sector , but heâs known some primitive races with better tech than say , pretty much ANYTHING you could find back on terra .   then again , terra was light years behind everyone else .
neon clouds in the sky   &  equally colorful foliage in the planetâs surface greets him when the ship breaks through the atmosphere , GLIDING down into a curve to avoid the nearby mountainous area .    there is absolutely NOTHING as far as the eye can see , but the scanner continues to roam , locked onto the frequency .  crashed ship mightâve been his first guess , if the signal wasnât on the move .   escaped convict  ?  castaway  ?  âââââââ  small , there .  he catches a figure , humanoid in shape  &  he lets the ship fly overhead , close enough to pick up a strong BREEZE .  itâs really none of his business   ..  but thatâs never stopped him before , has it  ?  after all , it could be someone in need .  someone with CREDITS in their pocket , willing to part with most of it for a rescue .  so , he lands the ship , steps out with the flair of someone who knows exactly what heâs doing   ââââ  he SHOULD know , he calls himself a guardian of the galaxy now .
the person he encounters , however , breaks all expectation .   humanoid , yeah .  possibly  ..  terran  ?  unlikely , but not IMPOSSIBLE .     â  you look a little lost there . let me guess , took two lefts instead of one right .   â