Beetlejuice Starter Sentences
"Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose."
"Hey, these aren't my rules! Come to think of it, I don't have any rules!"
"I'm the ghost with the most, babe."
"YOU BUNCHA LOSERS!!! YOU'RE WORKING WITH A PROFESSIONAL HERE!!!"
"And that, is why I won't do two shows a night anymore babe, I won't."
"I've seen The Exorcist about 167 times, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT!"
"NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?! You think I'm qualified?"
"I'll eat anything you want me to eat, I'll swallow anything you want me to swallow, so come on down and I'll... Chew on a dog!"
"She's sleeping with Prince Valium tonight."
"My whole life is a darkroom."
"I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself."
"I will go insane and I will take you with me!"
"Don't mind her. She's still upset that someone dropped a house on her sister."
"I can't believe we're eating Cantonese. Is there no Szechuan up here?"
"No, what I meant is, can you be scary?"
"Coach? Coach, where's the men's room?"
"Wait, Coach. Let me get something straight. What's our curfew around here?"
"Go ahead, make my millennium."
"Because if I tell you, you'll tell your friends, your friends are callin' me on the horn all the time, I gotta show up at shopping centers for openings and sign autographs and shit like that and it makes my life a HELL."
"A little gasoline... blowtorch... no problem."
"_____, I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relax."
"We're trapped in this house with those people!"
"I'm feeling a little, ooh, anxious if you know what I mean."
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