uhh

i bring an “excluded since childhood” vibe to the function

Nothing like going to bed. Yay I get blanket time!

Nothing sadder than wake up time. What do you mean I need to leave the kingdom of warms?

when a friend comes into my dms to be a little hater...such a treasured feeling. it's like a beautiful fawn approaching my outstretched hand in the forest and sniffing it so gently with its little nose before sucking in a deep breath and launching into a rant about all the things it hates about a piece of media that it can't say in public lest it be shot. by like a bow and arrow or something idk i've lost the metaphor

location sharing in modern relationships is so bizarre to me. like I get having find my iPhone on or whatever but if my S/O texts me some bullshit like “why is your location saying you’ve been at 337 South Front Street for 30 minutes?” I am considering them a hostile entity. we are no longer dating. you are like a slasher in a horror film to me now. you do not need to be up my ass like that. checking a loved one’s location should be a last resort if you can’t contact them and you have reason to worry. then again, I’m one of the few souls alive who refuses to turn on read receipts or text back in a timely manner. very much a call me if it’s important, be patient if it’s not kind of person.