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maybe my muse for rocket will come back when guardians vol 2 comes out. maybe

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im really fuckin sad abt jack flag you guys

justmidnighter-blog

@galacticguardian // starter.

he’s been silent for a while. which, isn’t really uncharacteristic of him since he sling shots between chatter box and withdrawn skulker, but he’s got an odd expression on his face and he’s scrubbing his chin with a palm. point being: he’s confused, and there’s not a lot of shit out there that can stump him like this.

❛ so, it’s still a tree, right ?? ❜ the lumber stack of firewood is busy fiddling with — SOMETHING. he doesn’t bother to investigate further, and drops his tired gaze down to rocket.

galacticguardian-blog

Rocket gives Midnighter an incredulous look, as though they’re at a posh restaurant and he’s just started loudly complaining to one of the waiters that his gazpacho soup is cold.

He supposes he should really be used to this sort of thing by now- after all, humans are matched only by Kree where petty bigotry against “lower life forms” is concerned. They can’t even stop themselves from discriminating against genetic variations amongst their own kind, so it shouldn’t really come as a surprise that they balk at other sentient species that don’t fit in with their narrow little circles of what constitutes perfection. Jumped-up, jabbering, hairless monkeys.

“That’s my best friend you’re talking about, sunshine. It has a name, same as you or me.”

“I am Groot,” the flora colossus chimes in helpfully.

#justmidnighter #omfg no don't you dare go down that road with me #rocket's backstory already makes me upset enough as it is without having midnighter of all fucking people empathising with him

thanks, tumblr

[distant sound of trash cans being rummaged through]

#jesus fuck it's been so long since I've logged into here...#I need to redo everything from the ground up starting with my tags #my theme's alright but my tags are an absolute mess

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galacticguardian-blog

Sweetheart, you have no idea.

otravi

Show me then.

galacticguardian-blog

[ Rocket wonders, for a fractional second, if they’re both on the same track- mentally speaking- and then decides to play it safe.

Which, in this case, entails launching a focused beam of accelerated particles at a nearby car rather than assuming she meant that as a double entendre. ]

#otravi

galacticguardian-blog

…that’s a rhetorical question, right?

argintperfecta

Goodness, you talk? Even better!

galacticguardian-blog

Ah, this is refreshing. Until now, I thought screaming for animal control and hurling pots and pans was the standard response to this kind of thing from Earth females.

#argintperfecta

crushercarlie-blog

@galacticguardian started following you

“That … uh, that sounds great! But … I didn’t realise, ah … raccoons knew about this sort of thing.”

galacticguardian-blog

“Take my word for it, sweetness- you’ve never met a raccoon like me before.”

#crushercarlie

despondentparamour

I have to see this in the next Guardians of the Galaxy movie.

#I fucking LOVE the dynamic between these two #groot was so much fucking funnier when he was pretending(?) to be the monarch of planet X instead of just dumb muscle #;I'm the one with the cute button nose and the whiskers to die for #;and he's groot #;panels #;annihilation #that queue combined so many of my least favourite words

panels-of-interest

Rocket Raccoon joins the Guardians of the Galaxy.

[from Starlord (2007) #1]

galacticguardian-blog

hate to be nit-picky, but this team wasn’t actually the Guardians of the Galaxy; these guys were just some unnamed commando team that the Kree threw together to fight the Phalanx, and the survivors became the Guardians of the Galaxy. I think Star-Lord jokingly called them the Dirty Half-Dozen because there were six of them but they were never explicitly named as far as I know.

#;panels #;annihilation #;I found your hat #;I'm the one with the cute button nose and the whiskers to die for #that queue combined so many of my least favourite words

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fullofcomics

Everything Groot Says Part 1

Annihilation: Conquest - Star-Lord #2

#'groot can only say I am groot'#yeah no sorry guardians of the galaxy doesn't begin and end with bendis' bullshit #do yourself a favour and read what the movie was actually based on #not the disgusting bullshit that tried to capitalise on its popularity #;panels #;I'm the one with the cute button nose and the whiskers to die for #;and he's groot #that queue combined so many of my least favourite words

guardianofthegalaxies

Annihilation Conquest: Starlord #1

#;I found your hat #;panels #;annihilation #that queue combined so many of my least favourite words

heronhideout

So many occupations in which “Oops” is the worst thing to say.

#;I'm the one with the cute button nose and the whiskers to die for #;panels #;annihilation #that queue combined so many of my least favourite words

falling-serenity

–annihilation: conquest #5

#'rocket isn't actually a raccoon' FFFFFUCK OFFFFFFF #FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF #;I'm the one with the cute button nose and the whiskers to die for #;panels #that queue combined so many of my least favourite words

punk-as-fuck-comics

Rocket Raccoon watering Groot - Annihilation: Conquest #6

#DONT LOOK AT ME DONT TOUCH ME #;I'm the one with the cute button nose and the whiskers to die for #;and he's groot #;panels #;annihilation #that queue combined so many of my least favourite words

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uncannypanels

Annihilation Conquest: Star-Lord #4 by Keith Giffen and Timothy Green II

#;I found your hat #;I'm the one with the cute button nose and the whiskers to die for #;panels #;annihilation #that queue combined so many of my least favourite words

miskatonicalumnus

#;I'm the one with the cute button nose and the whiskers to die for #;and he's groot #;panels #;annihilation #that queue combined so many of my least favourite words

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