whaddup my dudes

you butternut fuck, you honey roasted shit

you absolute pumpkin spiced buffoon 

you salted caramel bastard

you pan-fried crispy bitch

this is the most powerful post on this entire damned site

GIVE HIM THE FISH

Looking at it again I like the torn paper in the background suggesting that the cat busted his way into the room

Proposition: when one person has to cover a shift that is normally done by two people, they get paid double.  This is both to compensate them for working twice as hard, and to remove any temptation for management to think “hey, actually that wasn’t so bad, maybe we should do this more often.”

paintedtapestry THIS SCENE

#imagine being a woman reading this for the first time and throwing her bonnet on#racing as fast as she can down the street to pound on her friend’s door#WHAT PAGE ARE YOU ON DEAR HELEN#NEVERMIND I SHALL SIT WITH YOU UNTIL YOU REACH IT#IT IS MOST DIVERTING (via buckyonthelam)

Well, I didn’t see THAT coming.

Still one of my favorite things on the internet. 

get him

SLAAAAAY

me: *gets scared that i’m wasting my life* me: i’m gonna deal with this feeling by taking a long nap in the middle of the day

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up

I think the reason I enjoy Ghibli so much is it romanticizes the little things. It makes me want to bake, study, clean the house, garden, and more while listening to happy music and occasionally picking wildflowers and lying in the grass. It helps me find joy in day-to-day life and that’s honestly sooo important for my mental health.

Cosmic language