SHE IS DEAD

theres a new villain roaming around new york that has all the powers of a tapir. give me an hour or two im gonna go google what the fuck tapirs do ill let you know if we need to be scared

OK it seems if you are fruits or berries this is really really bad news for you otherwise youre fine

Im not the uncle you want. I'm not the uncle you deserve. I'm not the uncle you need. Im not your uncle

my stuffed animal could woop 100 agent smiths

We Need You.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

We have to find it

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

he just kind of rolled by like a big shitmetal tumbleweed

I saw this article the other day about how like. ok so you know AWS gets most of its revenue by hosting out cloud space, but right now that's getting less feasible because everyone wants to put money into data centers. according to the article they're getting together with starlink to make (relatively) low-orbit information storage satellite networks, genuinely disguised to look like high-altitude clouds, and then renting out fractional shares of space on these? which is fucking bonkers but it's also like in the really early stages of planning so who knows if we're ever going to actually see amazon's divisible cirrus

Coins AND a friend? He should be grateful